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In the nineteen-nineties, many world events unfolded. There was some war in Iraq or Iran or some other place where there are sand, camels, and angry brown people. The President of some country got some poon from his young and ugly aide (well, maybe more than one, but only one made news and the Starr Report). Since asked to define "Billy Corgan," however, we should focus on the music world. And, even more specifically, on the Alternative Rock world. Alternative Rock started rolling with a bang in 1994 when Kurt Cobain put a .22 to his head. Same year, some weasly looking guy named Perry Farrell started up this little rockfest called Lollapalooza. The year before that, though, marked the most momentous event in Alterna-Rock history. Billy Corgan led the greatest band on earth to release a little album called.........(the ............'s are for dramatic impact)Siamese Dream. This great band was (and may again be)called The Smashing Pumpkins. Billy Corgan, at the time young and hairsome, sang his androgynous heart out for our listening pleasure. He'd been doing this for some time, but only with the death of a wanted-to-be was Alternative Rock and what was left of it brought to the forefront. Most bands that called themselves "Alternative" just sucked. Not so with a few. A very few, of which The Smashing Pumpkins was (were?) one. Billy can be defined by the band, as it can be defined by him, and so on and so forth until about the year 2000.

That year, the Billster called it quits with The Smashing Pumpkins, licked his now-bald-headed wounds (the receding hairline gave way to a wax job around October 1995) for awhile, and then came out with a Rock Storm called Zwan. Zwan was the greatest rock band ever. Yes, even greater than The Smashing Pumpkins, but sometimes super-greatness just can't live up to pretty-damned-good-but longer-lasting-greatness.

Billy was disheartened with this turn of events, but licked his wounds and played with a few small titties (and probably let the owners of said titties lick his "wounds") for a couple of years before he concurrently released a solo album and took out a $3500 ad in the Sun-Times (or was it the Tribune?) saying that he wanted his band back. This probably tapped him, as The Future Embrace didn't sell well. Neither did his poetry book, which I forgot to mention and probably should just leave out, because it would be an embarrassment to the man.

Presently, the bald self-proclaimed genius and nearly-forty-year-old, angst-ridden shell of a man who lives with his two kittens in a 6-million-dollar mansion on the shores of Lake Michigan (or whichever one is in Chicago) is in the studio with the new "Smashing Pumpkins," consisting of himself, Jimmy Chamberlin (the band's original drummer), probably Melissa Auf der Maur (who claims that her services--whatever they may be--are always open to Corgan), and some other dude that hasn't really been named yet but has been rumored to be everyone from the band's original second guitarist (is that an oxymoron?), James Iha, to my uncle.
Example? What do you want an example of? Want to know what he looks like? Well, if you put Billy Corgan in a turtleneck, he looks like a roll-on deodorant.
by LiquidPeppermint September 15, 2006
 
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created one of the best bands of all time- the smashing pumpkins, and is undoubtedly in the top three of the most AWESOME frontmen of the 90s. known to most as 'that really pale tall guy with no hair that plays a bitchin' guitar', billy is evidence that not all poets are dirt poor. if you havent heard this dude's songs, what the hell are you waiting for??!!
'billy corgan is so cool'

'i named my child billy and gave him a guitar and a superman top'
by awesome February 19, 2005
 
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the biggest poet on the rock music scene ever
he wrote universal romantic touching songs like disarm. tonight tonight etc.
he's got a wonderful heart
by ViolinoNero March 07, 2004
 
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an underrated guitarist that deserves much more credit than most of the artists that emerged from the 90's, he truly spoke his feelings and for that...i salute him
Hey, Billy Corgan needs more credit than what his already hardcore fans have given him.
by Afroasian July 17, 2005
 
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I bet he's HUGE in the pants. I'd do him ^_^
I love you Billy! *flashes boobs*
by Crazy Fan Girl August 18, 2004
 
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hot pale bald dude
billy corgan is hot.
by nappyafrochik April 23, 2003
 
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Billy Corgan is the coolest guy ever.. well back when he was in the Smashing Pumpkins.
Billy Corgan can play a mean guitar
by numchuck bitch July 30, 2003
 
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billy corgan was the lead singer of smashing pumpkins and is tttttttoooooooooooooo devine
hello billy dear
by tracey September 23, 2003