| 1. | Billy Shaw | ||
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Billy is an amazing guy with stunning eyes and golden brown locks. Extremely handsome, he is bound to be a melt many hearts. His soft yet sharp masculine and charming features make him a picture perfect face to gazing at all day long. But his beauty doesn't stop there. A truly inspiring person with superb intellect which is matchless even for people years beyond his age. His knowledge about every topic is astounding and he's a A student all the way. His diligent, studious, hard, working and is a big dreamer and because of his dedicated nature, he is bound to achieve great things. Once you get to know Billy you will fall in love with his heart, the person he is inside, the wonderful person he might not even know he is. He's perfect and i can't stress that enough. He has the most compassionate nature, looking out for his loved ones. And he loves you so dearly, even with all your endless flaws and faults. To make a Billy upset kills you and you wish never to upset him. If only you would recognize the love that he has stored in his heart. The love that he has to share with the world. The joy that he gives people in the little things he does such a making a cup of coffee for you or writing you a small note which speaks volumes. Don't let this go unnoticed because he is the most caring person you will meet. He has a pure heart and gentle heart. His love is none like you'll ever experience. A romantic, a sweetheart you must respect and admire Billy. Love him with all your heart open it up, open it and hopefully he will love you for all the you are.Because you love him, you love who he is and everything about him. This man is one in affinity because honestly, there is only one person like him and that is himself, Billy Shaw.
girl 1: i spent some time with Billy Shaw... and I really got to know him girl 2: i've heard he's a nice guy girl 3: a nice guy... thats an understatement and if someone said that they didn't get to know the real billy shaw... because he is the most incredible guy. He is everything a girl could ever dream for. if only people would look deeper into his heart and realise... there is no other like him. Billy Shaw a person to love, a person to see with your hearts eyes and recognize the treasure that he is. Keep him close to you and even closer to your heart because you don't want to lose such a loving and loved person. |
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| 2. | wiz-tender | ||
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A person, usually a nerd, who keeps his piss in a jar in his freezer and sells it to althelets when drug testing comes along. Wiz tenders generally have never gotten a buzz in their life. Stoner: Shit man, I have to get tested today. I got wasted a few hours ago!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Why not just go to the wiz-tender. He'll selling for $10 a cup. Stoner: Great idea! Thank you my resourceful stoner friend! Resourceful Stoner Friend: Anytime. |
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| 3. | billyfish | ||
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A magical boy, often found sitting in the back seat of a car, irritating the driver in such a manner as to cause temporary insanity. Prone to constant smiling and sudden bouts of loud noise. Tony: *driving car* “Jesus Christ!"
Billyfish: *hands over Tony’s eyes* “Billyfish, Billyfish…yeah!” *hi5* |
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| 4. | Human Expresso with cream | ||
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An act which is rather sick, but it takes place between 2 men, the one, with his butt cheeks apart, has diarrhea in a foam cup, while his partner cums in it, thus, providing the "milk" for the already warm "expresso".The 2 men start drinking it in turns, and end up with nice "chocolate" moustaches. You want a Human Expresso with cream?
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| 5. | LUHG | ||
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Love United Hate Glazer
Glazer looked to take-over the club and the fans showed their distaste for this disinterested foreign capitalists’ plan to make a quick buck with mass protests, boycotts and demonstrations. The Glazers had seen objections to their ownership of a sports club before, when they took over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and conned the city into paying for a new stadium for them. They expected some trouble when they took over Manchester United but maybe not to have to be driven away from the ground in a police van chased by angry fans. They expected this trouble to go away after a while, just as it had in Tampa. The Love United, Hate Glazer campaign reminds everyone, the Glazers, David Gill, the players, the fans still going to Old Trafford; that the objections to the Glazers ownership of our club haven’t gone away. Our aim is to get the Club into the ownership of the fans and nothing else will now do. Love United.
Pride, Passion, Pain, Pals. Our football club founded by Newton Heath railway workers in 1878. Billy Meredith, James Gibson, Matt Busby, the Babes, the 68 European Cup, Best and Law, the 26 years, Cantona, Beckham, Keane, “you can’t expect to win anything with kids”, the Double Double and the Treble. LUHG. Hate Glazer. Asian markets, Merchandising, TV deals, a trade price put on loyalty and tradition. Bought our club in a hostile takeover using money borrowed at credit card rates just so he could bleed it dry. Doesn’t know football isn’t called “soccer”. Declared his interest in buying our club on the anniversary of the Munich air crash. Opened up an ice-rink at Old Trafford the day George Best died. Not a proper billionaire and every penny of the money borrowed by Glazer to buy the club has to be paid back by us, the fans who make up the club, plus interest of around £62 million a year. Increased ticket prices, no money for transfers, no money to retain our best players, no money to remain the footballing force we once were. LUHG. |
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| 6. | Billy give-us-a-try Slater | ||
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someone who gives away the ball in the dying moments of a game. After catching the getting the ball on defence I attempted to lob an inside pass, I missed judged the distance of my pass and instead threw a Billy give-us-a-try Slater as the ball was intercepted and the mighty Kiwis scored an easy try in the corner to win the game.
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| 7. | brown glacier | ||
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A dump so large that a small part of it rises above the water level in the toilet. After consuming a bucket of fried chicken and a cup of coffee I dropped a brown glacier big enough to sink the Titanic.
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