A big, brown, lumpy piece of crap, see diahhrea. Having Miley Cyrus's can sometimes lead to a visit from the doctor. After a Miley Cyrus, flush at least 3 times then air freshen. Very bad poop, sometimes even with mold or fungus. Also can be partly green. If you mix a Miley Cyrus and pee together, it becomes a Britney Spears.
try to NEVER have Miley Cyrus's
Guy 1: Eww, last night I left a huge Miley Cyrus in the toilet!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: Well, I flushed it 6 times, sprayed 4 cans of air freshener, then stepped outside for about half an hour while the odor cleared out.
Guy 2: Wow, I hope I don't have a Miley Cyrus!
Guy 1: I know, they're awful! The sound of the crapping makes your ears bleed! Never listen, or have, her again! Yuck!
Guy 2: I promise!
Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus' younger sister. Noah has had small extra roles on Hannah Montana and will be doing the voice of a character along with Frankie Jonas in a new animated movie. She resembles Miley quite a bit; and the two sisters have a good relationship.
Person #1:Hey, who is Noah Cyrus?
Person #2: Oh, that's mileys little sis. She was in Hannah Montana. I think she played a little girl in the episodes, achey jakey heart and its a mannequins world.
1. According to female Jonas Brothers' fans, the devil. Described by JB fans as a "slut", "whore", "talentless" ect.
2. A teen singer/actress. Stars on Disney Channel's Hannah Montana
3. Known for slutty myspace/facebook pictures leaking onto gossip blog websites.
4. Daugter of hasbeen Country singer Billy Ray Cyrus
Jonas Brothers fan #1: Miley Cyrus is a such a slut
Jonas Brothers fan #2: I know, I totally HATE her. She lip syncs all the time. And besides, Nick is mine
Jonas Brothers fan #1: Umm, no Nick is mine
Jonas Brothers fan #2: BITCH!
*cat fight ensues*
|4.||Billy Ray Cyrus|
A talentless country singer famous for that "Achy Breaky Heart" song. Used to grow one of the biggest mullets to prove how much of a lowlife he is. Recently wrote a song called "I Want My Mullet Back" as well!
Nowadays he's best known for being the father of the equally talentless Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana.
I've finally got my own TV show coming out as a replacement show this fall...It's a half-hour weekly show that I will be hosting, entitled "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus"
Daughter of washed up Country star Billy Ray Cyrus.
An overrated teen pop star (who apparently thinks she is a rockstar) that enjoys:
Taking Racey Photos
Brainwashing Young Children
Sucking the money out of every parent on the planet Earth
Many people assume she is going to be next in line for the ruined Disney stars, right after Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, etc.
These people assume correctly.
She is also known for making dumb videos for YouTube with her best friend, Mandy (age 20).
Not to mention cheating on Jonas Brothers lead singer/guitarist/drummer Nick Jonas.
She claims fame will not get to her head, but it obviously has.
Not to mention, she keeps rescuing dogs that just happen to be wondering around in her neighborhood.
Real Story or Set Up?
Her acting is not nearly as good as most actors, but she still gets more money than she should.
Many fans will end up acting like they never even liked her, similar to all the ex-fans of Britney Spears.
Fan: Miley Cyrus is AMAZING!
*2 years later*
Same Fan: MIley Cyrus is in rehab? Oh My! I knew that was gonna happen all along!
what you get when you combine a male beaver and a male penis together.
oh and you kant forget that voice it comes from deep-throating her dads penis and nick jonas's cock at one time. yep thts all u need to make a miley cyrus.
good luck its hard to make the real thing(sluts are very difficult to authenticate)
billy cyrus: heya miles can you get down on all fours and help me stiffin my budd?
miley fukable cyrus: sure dada but i need to get nicks dick out of my ass.
nick jonas (scared and violated): holy shit miley cyrus your a dude, dude!
|7.||Billy Ray Cyrus|
Billy Ray Cyrus is a Kentucky singer-songwriter, actor, and country music star. He is only 46 and has produced 2 children of the famous variety. Trace Cyrus guitarist and singer for the band Metro Station and Miley Cyrus the annoying little singer that is the queen of Disney.
It is incomprehensible to link Trace Cyrus as to being Billy Ray's son.
Billy Ray is also an annoying man and his daughter was obviously beaten with an fugly stick.
Metro Station Fan: "OMG! TRACE CYRUS IS SO HAWT."
Friend of Fan: "...You know his dad's Billy Ray Cyrus..."
Metro Station Fan: -head explodes-