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Hottest, most talented man to walk the face of the earth. Father to Jacob and Joey Amrstrong. Singer, songwriter and guitarist in green day. Known to go on stage naked when he knows it's going to be a "meh" show. Great on stage and extremely caring person (despite his music where people don't understand the message he's trying to get through.) 38 yrs old but still one of the hottest man alive (or dead). Name is Billie Joe, not just Billie.
Girl: Billie Joe Armstrong is awesome!

Other girl who's a total idiot: Ummmm....who's he?
Girl: Singer of Green day! You're such an idiot!
by Mel Swirls April 20, 2010
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Hot n supa sxc

Lead singer of BEST BAND EVER

wicked in concert

DID I MENTION SXC????
by TaNiA March 17, 2005
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sexsiest man i ever met 2 die 4 vocals. great onstage and bakstage wish he was mine!!!
veeeaaaarrrdddyyyy veeeaaaarrrdddyyyyyyyyy sexsiii maaaannn
by madeline joe armstrong April 13, 2005
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Billie Joe Armstrong is sexy!
by a butthead August 17, 2009
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the frontman of Green Day, the most godliest band on earth. He is currently being loved by preps and emos (kinda) everyewhere. BUT PPL R FUCKIN POSERS. U ONLY LIKE GREEN DAY 4 3 FUCKIN SONGZ. SO FUCK YOU.
"OMG. Billie Joe Armstrong is sooo hawt."

"What CDs of his do u have?"

"I have there best singles."

"What songz r they?"

"BOBD, Holiday, and WMUWSE. They are the best songz. Im such a die hard Green Day Fan"

"U FUCKIN PUSSY LICKIN POSER"

by Fookyu December 12, 2006
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~~~~*<3oMg He Iz LiEk Da HoTtEsT gUy EvA aNd Iz So HoTt AnD sExY aNd KeWl I lUv U <3*~~~~
*~~~*i wish he was taller than 5'6" cuz he cant wrap his arms around my 300lb body so im gonna go on cut myself and post it on xanga now k luv u bai^^~~*~~*
by This website is a joke May 01, 2005
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The hottest, sexiest, man alive; lead singer and guitarist of Green Day; pretty and demented; as of 2009 is 38 but looks like 21 in the music video "Know Your Enemy"; dropped out of high school as a senior, on the last day

Born: February 17, 1971
*SINGING*
Billie Joe Armstrong:
"She's a rebel, she's a saint, she's the salt on the earth and she's dangerous"
Crazy Fan #1:
"OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!"
G.D. Addict #1:
"YOU ARE SOOOOOOO SEXY!!!!!"
Crazy Fan #2:
"I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!"
G.D. Addict #2:
*PASSES OUT BECAUSE OF BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG'S SEXINESS*
by Roxanne Witherbee July 09, 2009
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