The gorgeous, talented, hot, hilarious lead singer of Green Day. He doesn't give a damn what all you fags think of him. And by the way all you homophobic freaks, he is not gay otherwise he wouldn't be married TO A WOMAN. He also wouldn't have two kids, Jakob Danger and Joseph Marciano. He did state he was bisexual, which means you like guys and girls, but who cares, he is married to a woman. So you guys can go crawl back into your holes and keep listening to your William Hung and leave the whole world alone. Thank you very much.
If you paid attention Billie was wearing eyeliner back when they were doing Dookie. Don't believe me? Go watch the Longview music video. Whoever said he was a hypocrite had to have been under the influence of an illegal substance. And Good Lord, people, does it make you a sellout if you are liked by a massive amount of people? Does it make you a sellout if your songs are played on the radio a lot? Does it make you a sellout if you have been on MTV? No. Otherwise 75% of bands would be sellouts. And, for all you dumbfolk, in American Idiot they were just talking about how we pay too much attention to the media (probably true) and talking about Bush. You know, all you criticizing democrats gotta bash Bush but NOOOOOOOOO. When a band tries to do it, they're sellouts! You guys are morons.
Also, Billie is hot, but I hate hearing poser girls talk about how Billie Joe is THEIRS. He is married and loves his wife and children, and no matter what all you teenies care to think, you are not competition for Adrienne and he will not divorce her to marry or fuck you. He is also a great family man, awwwwww.
So if you are a teenie or Green Day critic, You suck. Shut the hell up.
P.S. I don't think Billie pays much attention to how he wears his hair. So shut up about that too.
Green Day critic: Billie Joe is gay because he wears eyeliner! He is a sellout and a hypocrite!
Teenie: No he's not! I hadn't even heard of Green Day before American Idiot, but who cares? Billie Joe is so hot! Someday I'm gonna see him, and then he's gonna leave his wife and marry me and fuck me. I can't wait!
Me: You both suck. Green Day critic, you are stupid and wrong about all of the above and Teenie, so are you. *Shoots Green Day critic and Teenie*
by Someone, April 07, 2006
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Frontman of the band Green Day. Awesome! Great voice.
Billie Joe Armstrong kicks major ass.
by Nicole May 24, 2003
the lead singer and guitarist of the band Green Day. He is a very talented singer and exceptionally good looking. Though i listen to the music for the MUSIC and not because of how hot the lead singer is.
Wannabe-punk: OMG!! billie joe from green day is soooo hot!! after i saw his pic i went out and bought his CD!!

Me: i listen to the music for the MUSIC.

Wannabe-punk: OMG! U totally suck!!
by EmosoundslikeElmo May 08, 2005
lead singer and guitar player for the best punk-rock band EVER! not to mention he is hot.
Billie Joe rocks my socks
by Sarah Elizabeth September 09, 2003
Billie Joe Armstrong is an extremely sexy, talented, and wonderful 34 year old from California. All of you people who want to murder his wife just for your chance to do anything with him, It's not gonna happen. Also all the teenie boppers out there who call him 'Billy', you should really learn to start respecting his name. Also for the ones who spell it 'Greenday' ITS GREEN DAY MOTHER FUCKERS!
Teenie bopper: OmHMmmmHGGGGg!!!! I LuRvE33 BiLLy JoH ArMstRuNg! HewS SeWW GaWjUzZ!
Billie Joe.
by Mel ¢¾ May 28, 2006
Okay, Billie Joe is like.. married. Yes, I know. He IS hott, but he's fucking MARRIED, and has two CHILDREN. And if you're 0-20, you're probably not gonna get him. Anyways, he loves his wife so I don't think they're gonna split up. I really doubt it. I do think Green Day is a very good band, to tell the truth, though. But I'm just sick of people at my school and other places going "AHH! BILLIE JOE IS SO FUCKING MINE!" I hate that.. I hope people who do that, die. Sure, he is very good-looking. But.. he's too old. :|

And yes, Billie Joe is a VERY good singer and guitarist. All of y'all are just so ignorant about it.
Girl at the mall to another girl: Billie Joe is so hott! One day, he's going to notice me, and him and his wife are gonna break up, and get a divorce with her. Then, we'll get married.
Me: *walks up to girl* Erm, 'scuse me, but that is a lie. You're what? 15?
Girl: No, 14. And yes it IS gonna happen.
Me: No it won't. Sure, he's good looking, but you're definatly too young for him. Anyways, he loves his wife and two kids very much, so stfu.
Girl: Whatever.
by Faina April 11, 2005
Hottest man in the whole world, Singer (with the sexist voice ever) and Guitarist of a kickass band called GREENDAY. Recently turned 33, married with two children so don't think about it. ;)
I went to a Green Day concert last week, and when I heard Billie Joe sing, I died from hearing his sexy ass voice!
by =] February 19, 2005
THE sweetest guitar-playing eye candy of the entire music industry.

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