1) one who masturbates constantly and frquently
2) one who has a fetish for hands

1. Pot-smokin' day, such as 4/20 (or any other day for someone with enough time on their hands).

2. Shitty pop band composed of three forty-year-olds who still wear guyliner and dye their hair and write awful emo songs about emotions they haven't felt in years. Contrary to popular opinion, Green Day was never good, and has always been a disgrace to actual punk music.

Green Daying is a verb, which describes when somebody is listening to songs by the American Punk Rock band - Green Day, continously, for a fairly large amount of time.

The reason verbs like this do not exist for other bands, is because not all bands can be listened to for a long amount of time, without getting boring.

Usually, iTunes is used to Green dayage. But Sometimes MP3 players etc. can be used. In most cases, at least 15 or more songs are needed to Green Dayage.

A true Green Dayager will try to get his/her hands on every Green Day song avaliable, through any means possible.

For many people, Green Dayaging is a hobby. It's something they like to do when they are feeling down, or why they are feeling up, or... in fact, in any mood.

Popular British term to decribe a girl who, in answer to the male "lad culture" of the 1990's, bizarrely adopted the exact same behaviour as the men

they claimed to be reacting against - mainly drinking pints of lager, swearing and vomiting publicly, and watching football, all conducted with

exaggerated zeal. Interestingly, the behaviour of the ladette played into the hands of the lads, as not only did the ladette's alcohol consumption make

them easier pick up targets, the lads wouldn't have to switch off the football while they later had sex with them.

Popular and media friendly ladettes of the time were the likes of Zoe Ball and Sarah Cox, who counterpointed their frequent lad-mag bikini spreads with

bouts of public drunkeness, especially when there was paparazzi around too capture it.

The ladette tag was ultimately doomed to failure when the likes of Cat Deeley, Billie Piper, Jayne Middlemiss and Denise Van Outen jumped on the

bandwagon - established media whores, known principally for their looks - and the transition from Ladette to Spring Break Girls Gone Wild was

inevitable.

The interesting footnote is that the ladette arguably exists now more than they ever did at the height of their popularity ten years agp, only now

they're simply referred to more accurately as "drunk sluts out looking for cock", which had always been the case anyway.

Absolutely, the shittiest city, no, town on the face of the entire fucking planet. A waste of air. More fucking idiots and inbred retards per capita than backstage at a Maury Povich "I am 1,000% sure him is the daddy" Special. A complete drain on society and the international hub of derelict underachievers.

However, it is an excellent place to go if you currently hate where you live as you will most assuredly come to appreciate what you had. You could be getting gang raped in the shower of a prison for the mentally ill on a daily basis and one minute in Fresno would make you yearn for soap bar filled sock lashings at the hands of three toothed retards.

The high population of extra chromosomal individuals residing in Fresno may be attributable to the recycling of bloodlines as the only people who enjoy living there and continue to do so are native, as anyone foreign to the area will either extricate or commit suicide. Also, the word foreign is foreign to Fresnans, as they believe it refers to France. Or Mexicans.

The town is also captivated by an unhealthy infatuation with the local Puniversity’s mascot, the Bulldog. Nearly 1 in 2 vehicles on the street sports an FSU sticker or license plate of some kind. A highly bizarre phenomenon as only 1 in 25 of its residents have attained a high school diploma or equivalent. On more than one occasion veterinarians have reported bulldogs with vaginal tearing while obstetricians have reported partial human-cani...