2) Anyone who where clothing which features the company that made it, like most T-Shirts made by Nike or Tommy Hilfiger
Passenger: Let's go to the liquor store.
2) Idiot: Check out my Nike T-Shirt. It was only $35.
Anyone smarter than the apes: You stupid fucker, that's just a regular black T-Shirt that says "Nike". You wasted $35 to be a billboard.
Sorry, Officer, I wasn't watching the light, I was checking out the sexy Victoria's Secret billboard.