1. Like being Michael Moored, but nobody watched the movie it happened in. So it is like it never happened, anyway. 2. A non event.
1. Some faggy Jesus freaks got Bill Maherred in "Religulous", which means it's like nothing ever happened.
2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.