50
Acronym meaning Band I'd Like to fuck. Referring to a band that is so good that you would like to fuck them.
Dude these guys have to be B.I.L.F's I'd tear them up.
by Pig1991 April 27, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
51
That Bubbe over there is so fuckin hott. She's such a BILF.
by BubbeLover October 19, 2010
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
52
A Bill you'd like to f*ck -- especially a Wild Bill.

Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.
Wild Bill has bilfed everyone in town.

Wild Bill is a Bilf

Bilf is as wild as the come!!!
by themilf October 07, 2013
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
53
Bro I'd like to F-----------play sports with or watch TV. No homo man. Weight Lifting and.... bro hugs
Aw dude! You're a bilf. Wanna hang out at the game later?
by TacoLlamasLLC November 08, 2015
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
54
a boy you instantly friend zoned just cause he's chemistry is to good, he is also the king of smoooooooooooooooooooooooooothness that their isn't enough 'o's in the word to show how smooth he is.
jeffery is my bilf
by mr joseph June 06, 2014
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
55
Bilf is a Black girl I'd Like to Fuck.
Look at that ass, that's a BILF!
by bonkheads June 11, 2009
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
56
Spanish: Yo that's a Bilf son

Lambert: the fuck is that?

Spanish: Bitch I'd Like to Fuck
by Sauoce aKa The Peoplez Champ December 02, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug