Blardon
Blardon by MergedCrane November 12, 2010
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Pocket Billards
Pocket Billards by Edna85 March 30, 2009
Blardification
Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.
"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"
"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"
"No-"
The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.
"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"
"No-"
The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.
Blardification by ahahahahahhahahha April 17, 2021
Biladelphia
White suburban rapper / clothing designer / controversial MC. Born William Myers Ridge III started spitting rhymes during with friends at 17. Territory ranges from Chester Springs, Pa to Reading, Pa, down to the Dirty Dirty Calabash, NC. Undefined style of urban hip-hop, polo shirt wearing, khaki kicking , boat shoe wearing hanging out at a country club. He perfers his style as "Country Club Hustling."
Biladelphia by biladelphia June 19, 2010
Bilar
Bilar by BOBBBBBBBBBBBBY March 3, 2008
belard
Belard is a surname from a noble family native of Asturias. There are only a few hundred family members most of them live in Portugal and Spain still you can find family members in Ireland, England, Brazil, Venezuela, etc. The noble title for this family was won when a Knight with the surname "Belard" killed a very dangerous Muslim Leader with the nickname of "The Snake" as reward he received the king`s daughters`s hand for marriage. During the XIX century most part of the family moved to Portugal and remained until nowadays. During the XX century Portugal owned african colonies such as the Island of São Tomé e Princepe where the "Belard`s were responsable for coffe grounds wich generated great profit. There are a lot of important figures with this surname as well as palaces and Houses spread throughout Portugal and Spain to the regions of the Basque Country, Santarém, Beja and Cascais . The animal that represents the family is the lion. Family coat of arms motto: " La Serpiente matarás y la infanta casaras" English translation: "The Snake you kill and with my daughter marry you will" - King of Castile
" Belard is a very privileged nickname"
belard by Conor Walker February 22, 2017
Blard
A term used to refer to the expelling of banana peels from the anus. This is usually a completely random occurrence and it tends to happen at the most inconvenient times.
"Ah, yes! The job interview was going smoothly until I felt the blard slip out".
"Have you ever blarded before that? Or was it your first time?"
"No, It was my first time blarding.... it actually felt rather nice coming out".
"Have you ever blarded before that? Or was it your first time?"
"No, It was my first time blarding.... it actually felt rather nice coming out".
Blard by ahahahahahhahahha April 15, 2021