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bikes up guns down 

Bikesupgunsdown is away of life where there’s non-Violence.
Bikes up guns down is more than a movement it’s a Life, James put that bikes up and put that gun down.
bikes up guns down by Dwight c wells December 22, 2021

Let's go ride bikes 

An expression used to point out someone's inability to focus on a given task due to Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).
q: How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a: Let's go ride bikes
Let's go ride bikes by fish27 March 18, 2008

Wanna Ride Bikes 

An expression used to point out someone's inability to focus on a given task due to Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).
q: How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a: Wanna Ride Bikes?
Wanna Ride Bikes by fish27 September 9, 2008

yikes on fucking bikes 

When something absolutely insane happens. So insane that a more intense reaction than wtf is needed.
Person 1: "Dude last night I made out with my stalker ex while I was plastered at a party." Person 2: "yikes on fucking bikes

why sex is like bikes

1.You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.

3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.

4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

7. It's best to have a soft place to land.

8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.

9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.

10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

12. If you fall off get right back on.

13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.

16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.

17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
person1: do u know why sex is like bikes
person2: no
person1: once u learn u never forget how to do it
person2: haha ye

yikes on bikes 

When shit is about to go down. This is literally the worst of the worst.
Then she got pregnant.... YIKES ON BIKES.