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A biker is some one who not only owns a motorbike but rides it for pleasure as well as mere transport. They tend to be a friendly bunch but any who crosses them will be "persuaded" not to do so again!
by Mortuus February 25, 2004
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The fundemental difference between being a biker and owning a motorbike is that the first has some stories to tell. The second has a surogate penis.
A Biker belives any bike is good.
by somethingorother July 30, 2003
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A biker is a man who rides an american made cruiser most likely the kind of HARLEY DAVIDSONS but not limited to amercian made cruisers although owning a cruiser is a must in order to fit into the biker catagorie. A biker dosent just take his bike out on the weekends but he rides on all night and day whenever his free time permits and often pulls off to the side of the road to nap for a few hours from riding so much and in order to sober up just a little bit . A biker will then wake up and smoke a bowl of some medical and drink out of his flask of 151 and continue on untill work needs to be done or his lady needs to be done , one or the other will get the true biker back to home base . The biker spends every sunday not at church but on his sidewalk in front of his home washing and waxing his bike and saying sweet things to here while drinking a 40 oz of some kind beer and upon end takes off and rides into the sunset not to be seen untill morning sometime . His hair can be long and the biker doesnt care about showers , cologne , nice clothes , or any other sissy boy shit that most proper office working pussys care about and simply he just wants to be one with his bike and second his girly . A biker will be quick to fight you no matter if he gets his ass beat or not and is not afraid of spending a few nights in jail . The true biker loves his momma , hates his daddy , doesnt know if god exists , and believes in no life after death . Although fierce and full of rage for the most part dont take him for being a bad human being because a true biker cares about women and children and will go out of his way to help them anytime of day and will even help out his fellow man if possible . Just dont mistake kindness for weakness and the biker will always be on your side .
Getting shit faced and putting on my mc vest , firing up the davy and going for full night rides is the best thing in life . The sound of the 96 ci motor on the dyna in the silent night on a lonely desert road makes me feel like theres someone else there with me to listen to all the shit ive got to tell it . and i do .Biker for life baby .
by DRUNK IN PUBLIK September 21, 2009
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Man who eats, breathes and sleeps Harley Davidson. Doesn't own a cage, only owns his Harley. One not to be messed with. Answers to nobody but himself. They make the best friends. Bikers say what they mean and mean what they say. Very large balls. Real bikers ride Harley Davidson motorcycles.
He's a biker and belongs to a MC. Cops are afraid of bikers when they don't have their guns and badges. Bikers are quality people. He's not a biker, he rides a rice rocket. A lot of wannabe's think that they're real bikers. Bikers have no fear!
by 07'FLSTC December 10, 2008
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a bisexual biker type. usually a female.
person1: "dude, that bi-ker is giving you the eye"
person2: "looks like her girlfriend might be up for it too. let's ride!"
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A unique type of dumbass that will ride in your blind spot while you are driving in heavy traffic. When an automobile driver is changing lanes, they will refuse to move, possibly resulting in rear vehicle road pizza. They may also decide to change into your lane when you are turning onto another high traffic road at a major intersection.

Afterwards they may blame you for the potentially fatal accident, citing that their bikes are equal to cars, when in reality they are not. Many are backwards rednecks that refuse to get a real job or a real car or even to take a shower.

Never confuse these people with speedbikers, as speedbiking takes skill. Not to mention that speedbikers are smart enough to pass you on the road instead of camping in your blind spot.
In other news, yet another biker was killed while performing a reckless maneuver during rush hour this evening.

See social darwinism.
by AbandonedCondor September 29, 2007
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Biker (bikãr) n. 1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most comonly associeted with bike riders. 2. A person who owns or frequently rides and does tricks with a bike.
A: I'm going to ride my bike until I destroy that skatepark !
B: What a biker !
by SpeakinginthenameofRomania March 01, 2010
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