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When you go bicycling on an uncomfortable bike seat and you get some swelling on your butt and perineum.
Santa Claus: Hey Jesus, want to go shoot some hoops?
Jesus: Sorry but I can't...I went bicycling yesterday and now I've got bike swelling.
by goldenchocolate January 05, 2010
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