| 8. | whoah | ||
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A girl that that is a whore, hoe, trick, skank, slut, slut bag, easy girl, skip, scap, scally wag, prostatue, corner girl, dirty girl, open legs, flapper, or corn bread. That girl is such a whoah, she is like the town bike everyone has had sex with her.
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| 9. | legs painted on | ||
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When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth. I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.
Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom. Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass. I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp. |
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| 10. | J Bro | ||
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Super awesome computer nerd who loves riding his bike on Thursdays and has freakishly long legs. See that J Bro over there on his bike! Man, he sure has some long fucking legs!
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| 11. | Phil Stephenson | ||
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A person with short legs. Had to buy a special bike because the guy at the shop told him he couldn't ride the adult cycles. "Hey mate you've got the Phil Stephenson problem"
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| 12. | The Spicy Bike Ride | ||
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The act of eating lots of hot peppers (ideally habaneros) and then having a woman sit on your face while you preform oral sex on her. Thus causing her to kick her legs in a bike riding motion while trying to escape the burning. I stocked up on jalapenos so I can give her the spicy bike ride later.
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| 13. | roadie | ||
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A cyclist who rides road bikes, typically to the exclusion of all other riding styles (mountian, cyclocross, tri, singlespeed, etc). In true roadie style, Josh shaved his legs before his first spring rides.
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| 14. | bicycle | ||
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a high difficulty level masturbation technique. Just put the penis between your legs and start pedaling like a bicycle...the fatigue's worth it. jimmy: bye mom I'm gonna ride the bike for a while.
mom: ok son, don't get late |
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