Glasgow Bagpiper 

Sexual act in which a man receives a very involved blow job mimicking the act of playing the bagpipes. The giver uses one hand to massage the balls and the other to stimulate the prostate. It is said to be a favorite Scotsmen young and old.

Angus was in a foul mood when he went down to the pub, but after a couple of pints and a Glasgow Bagpiper he felt like a new man.

Glasgow Bagpiper by drunkenirishslang July 11, 2011

bagpiper 

v. engaging in the act of intercourse with one's armpit

needless to say, i did not lend out the bagpiper during my entire trip to france

bagpiper by shinebox April 5, 2003

Bagpipery 

Complete and utter nonsense.

What is this bagpipery?

Bagpipery by bumbleduckbunny August 4, 2009

Bagpiperz 

Someone who smokes crack, aka crackhead or bag-pipers

I know bagpiperz when I see them

Bagpiperz by Jacksonachaye September 13, 2025