When you hit that good good so hard, a little bit of pee comes out. You don't feel it immediately because you're sitting down, but when you stand up that shit hits you so hard you fall and hit your head straight on the counter and shart. Common side effects are hillusinations, munchies, and loss of consciousness.
If you take the biggest hit of your life, you will most likely wake up in the morning with shit in your pants and no recollection of the previous night.
by His_Dudelyness June 02, 2015