2) An instrument used to scratch your ass when its really itchy.
3) A really big dildo.
2) My ass is itchy, hand me the bigbobs.
3) OMG SHES USING THE BIGBOB!
One of her friends named her butt 'Big Bob' because it's just so damn big!!
Ashley(Lesbian): Omg....who is that over there??
Emma(Lesbian): Oh, thats Kelly Clarkson.Isn't she just Beautiful??
Ashley: I know that silly!I'm talking about her ass.Oh my gosh....It's...AMAZING!!
Emma: Yeah...Thats Big Bob.A friend of her gave her butt that name.
Ashley: For real?Her hot ass has a name??
Emma: Why don't you go and ask her since you don't believe me....
Ashley: Ok then.
*Ashley walks over to Kelly Clarkson*
Ashley: Excuse me, you're Kelly Clarkson right?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes I am.What can I do for you?
Ashley: Well....my friend told me that your butt had a name....Is it Big Bob?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes, it is.....You came over here to ask me about my butt?
Ashley: Yes....I'm sorry if that was wrong of me...I'll go now...
Kelly Clarkson: No girl, it's fine!....Just like you are...
Kelly Clarkson: Uhh...Nothing!See ya! *walks away fast*
*Ashley walks back to Emma*
Emma: So....Was I right?
Ashley: Yes you were....And I think Kelly Clarkson just hit on me...
*Kelly Clarkson peeks around the corner*
Ashley: Yeah...She said I looked fine.
Emma: *looks at Ashley*.....And you let her get away?!Go get that ass Ashley!!
*Ashley runs to find Kelly Clarkson*