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Big Wang Tang 

The Big Wang Tang is an incredibly powerful being that may bound out of the nearest Italian restaurant with huge strides to bestow its wisdom upon those who seek it. This wisdom however, is mostly spoken in form of riddles and nonsensical sounding words and sentences. Until now, it has been impossible to decode any of the beings ramblings, although it has become clear that they contain information thought only to be known by the outer gods. Being a vastly incomprehensible creature as well, The Big Wang Tang is theorized to be one of the outer gods himself, although there is little information to support this or any other theory about him.
The only confirmed knowledge about the Big Wang Tang is that he often precedes important events or catastrophes, which makes his appearance an often feared occurrence, although he himself has never acted maliciously towards those he meets.
Person A: Do you smell that? It smells like garlic...
Person B: Oh my God! Look, over there! Is that the Big Wang Tang thundering towards us?
BigWangTang (from across the way): ☠ H̴e l̶l o̴ m y̴ y̵o u n̴g̵ S h̴e̵l̶l̴a r d̵s̵!̵ ̴g̴e t̴ ̶r̶e̵a̵d̶y̵ f̶o r̴ ̴t h̵e ̵B i̶g̴ ̴W a̶n g̵ ̶T̴a̵n g !̵ I̶ ̶a m̶ ̵a̵ m̶a g i c a l̶ g̴o a̴t !̶! !̵ ψ
Person A: What the hell is he saying?
Person B: I have no idea! I don't know what that means!
Big Wang Tang by ChocoboOfChaos August 29, 2021

big wang gang 

A group of Tuner’s that all have very large spoilers on the back of their cars.
Person 1. DAMN look at that big wang gang over there!!!!

Person 2. I wish I was in that gang.
big wang gang by LindaSavage January 20, 2018

big wang 

nickname of the infamous Jason Wang; used to describe chick magnets
Damn, big wang over there is getting all the ladies
big wang by jack m. lee March 15, 2009

the big wang theory 

The theory that the singularity with which the universe began, emerged from a giant cosmic penis.
The astrophysicists and cosmologists were all stunned and amazed at the new proposal of "the Big Wang Theory".

Big Wang Bai 

On American Dad (S10E5), Ma Ma sets Hayley up with Big Wang Bai

big wang 

An Asian man's really big pale penis.

Last night I about to have sex with Li Rong, but when he pulled out his dick it was a really small wang.
#asian #sex #penis #small #wong #wang
by Yasiel Puig March 14, 2014
Last night I was about to have sex with Li Rong, when he pulled out his dick it was so big that I told him to go slow with his big wang.