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the leading cause of obesity in the united states
(tune: camptown race)
you're going home in a body bag
doo da, doo da
you're going home in a body bag
oh de doo da day
one too many big macs
gave you a heart attack
you're going home in a body bag
oh de doo da day
by corsair47 June 11, 2008
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the most delicios burger on the planet. anyone will tell you its the sauce!! the sandwich is like $2.38, and, the meal is somewhere between $4.68 and $5.50
Pimply Faced Teen:What will you have?
Me:Uh, two big macs, both with extra sauce, but no cheese, uh, one with large fries and sprite, no ice , but the other just the sandwich.
Pimply Faced Teen: $10.88
by k-neezy June 24, 2006
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n. The act of having sex with a girl while she is taking a shit. Legs above shoulders at your own caution.
Guy 1: Dude... I just had the best Big Mac ever.
Guy 2: At McDonald's?
Guy 1: No, at Burger King dipshit.

In return for the blumpkin she gave him, he gave her a Big Mac
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Someone whos very fat, and very short e.g. looks like a big mac.
Someone who loves McDonalds and Big Macs.
Some combination of or all of the above
Did you see E. Kapusta? He's such a big mac!
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When you get head from a fat chick.
Man, i got a BIG MAC lastnight from that chick at the party.
by Max & Chris August 29, 2008
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A fart so bad that anybody in the area of the fart gets killed.
You guys should leave because I'm about to Big Mac.
by Ronald Mcgodamn Donald February 15, 2009
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When a man fornicates with the buttocks of a woman. Different from anal because penetration of the anus is not necessary, it is most similar to titty fucking, only with the buttocks. Works best on women with large posteriors. Named due to the fact that the male is sticking his meat in between her buns.
I'd big mac the shit outta her ass!
by Ed the viking July 12, 2011
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