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A burger that over the years gets smaller and smaller

Back in 1990 i remember this thing being bloody huge, now days its the size of a tennis ball.
What ever happened to the fucking "big mac"?
by chemical mcfeast October 18, 2005
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The burger of dreams. OR heart attacks, whichever comes first.
I got a big mac and now I'm in heaven! literaly!
by Zach G. January 15, 2004
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Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
big macs are gooooooood
by lolay January 11, 2004
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MMMM... big mac, Agghhh! Uhh...
by whoop dee doo August 04, 2003
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Codename for a fat person. Usually used to notify a buddy that there is an obese person within the premises.
Dude check it out, big mac, 4 o'clock!
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The delicious burger served only at McDonalds.
Its usualy the meal #1 on the menu.
I used to eat like three to four of these a day. My friends didnt want me to have a heat attack like the doctors told me I was going to within a year if i did not stop, so they submited for rehab. I got help for my addiction and now i eat only one a week.
Anybody who is a big mac addict like myself will tell you "its the sauce man, its in the sauce" that stuff is just so damn good!
Black woman at register: Cani helpyoo

Me: yeah I need a number one one large, and three more big macks, just the sandwich on those.

Black woman: (presses buttons seemingly at random for a while).... ThatL be sevun fowrty won

Me: how much?

Black woman: sevun fowty wun!
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CJ: how many big macs did you just eat?
Me: three
Will: you need help man
CJ: its for your own good
Me: there just so good you know
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The act of a woman pleasuring three men simultaneously, one in each of her orifices. The word MAC being an acronym for mouth, arse and cunt.
I invited two friends round last night to help Big Mac the wife.
by dirtyangel August 29, 2007
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