Yet another replacement for the word toilet, but this one is generally used when someone is vomiting.
Willy had way too much beer, and now he's in the bathroom on the big white telephone talking to Rraaaalph.
by bill April 22, 2004
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It means throwing up or vomiting when on your knees, usually- to the Big White Telephone... which is the toilet, obviously.
Old Man: Don't drink too much now sonny, or you'll end up praying to the big white telephone.
by CamelFoot October 2, 2011
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Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009
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To throw up; to vomit.
I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.
by northerner1 September 25, 2007
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