| 1. | poopin corn | ||
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Taking a really big and smelly shit. "Don't go into the bathroom, Juli was just poopin corn"
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| 2. | Beetleweed | ||
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"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"
"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter." "I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed." "Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?" "Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk." |
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| 3. | Brown Line Express | ||
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1. A fast-moving, no-stops train on the Brown Line.
2. A gigantic turd that tears your sphincter to shreds on the way out. Often comes without warning. So called because of a faint resemblance to a speeding subway car. Aw man. I had a Brown Line Express this morning. I looked in the toilet, and it was actually the size of my wrist.
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| 4. | Brommunity Dump Sesh | ||
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when a group of bros part of the brohood are coincidentally taking a big man at the same chris: (calls up kvapparon) bro droppin a big man
vappy: omg same here no joke chris : (calls up jimbo) bro me and vap are poopin up big men right now james: omg so am i this is awesome chris: (calls back vappi28) dude me you and james are droppin big men right now matt: omg this is a brommunity dump sesh |
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| 5. | steele city steamer | ||
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when your in pittsburg and you really gotta take a shitsburg, you go to the hood and find a rusty set of monkey bars and hang upside down and crap in your face! yo homie imma roll down tha block and take me a steele city steamer on tha get right ya dig!
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| 6. | tooping | ||
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To "poop" and "text" at the same time. "hey man what's up"
"nothin much, just tooping" "oh sweet me too!!" *goes to school the next day* "hey man, why'd you stop tooping me???" "yeaahh.. i need a new phone.. i kinda dropped a big one and splashed all over my phone..." "shiityyy deal man, shitty deal..." |
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| 7. | poo-tag | ||
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A washroom game where the one who is it, leaves a poop in the toilet without flushing*. You become it when you walk into the washroom to find a poop that has not been flushed. You must then continue the cycle of poo-tagging, either in a new location, or right away. *Bonus kudos for leaving a poop that isn't covered up by toilet paper. The grosser, the better the revenge. Bro, I got poo-tagged today at the mall, now I gotta leave some poop at a McDonald's to hopefully poo-tag some fat-ass after his big mac.
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