Taking a really big and smelly shit.
"Don't go into the bathroom, Juli was just poopin corn"
n. The hair that grows no farther than two inches from the anus and surrounds the butthole.
"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"
"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."
"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."
"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"
"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."
|3.||Brown Line Express|
1. A fast-moving, no-stops train on the Brown Line.
2. A gigantic turd that tears your sphincter to shreds on the way out. Often comes without warning. So called because of a faint resemblance to a speeding subway car.
Aw man. I had a Brown Line Express this morning. I looked in the toilet, and it was actually the size of my wrist.
|4.||Brommunity Dump Sesh|
when a group of bros part of the brohood are coincidentally taking a big man at the same
chris: (calls up kvapparon) bro droppin a big man
vappy: omg same here no joke
chris : (calls up jimbo) bro me and vap are poopin up big men right now
james: omg so am i this is awesome
chris: (calls back vappi28) dude me you and james are droppin big men right now
matt: omg this is a brommunity dump sesh
|5.||steele city steamer|
when your in pittsburg and you really gotta take a shitsburg, you go to the hood and find a rusty set of monkey bars and hang upside down and crap in your face!
yo homie imma roll down tha block and take me a steele city steamer on tha get right ya dig!
To "poop" and "text" at the same time.
"hey man what's up"
"nothin much, just tooping"
"oh sweet me too!!"
*goes to school the next day*
"hey man, why'd you stop tooping me???"
"yeaahh.. i need a new phone.. i kinda dropped a big one and splashed all over my phone..."
"shiityyy deal man, shitty deal..."
A washroom game where the one who is it, leaves a poop in the toilet without flushing*. You become it when you walk into the washroom to find a poop that has not been flushed. You must then continue the cycle of poo-tagging, either in a new location, or right away.
*Bonus kudos for leaving a poop that isn't covered up by toilet paper. The grosser, the better the revenge.
Bro, I got poo-tagged today at the mall, now I gotta leave some poop at a McDonald's to hopefully poo-tag some fat-ass after his big mac.