Big Muskie Bucket

Central Ohio slang for a fucked up situation. Known as a clusterfuck in most other parts of the country.

"My pregnant girlfriend is in labor and my car just ran out of gas. This is one Big Muskie Bucket."

by Shep Pettibone June 17, 2008

Big Muskie Bucket

When a guy falls asleep behind you (after a late night/early morning hook-up) and his rancid breath singes the hair on the back of your neck creating a bald spot.

Luke: I feel sorry for whoever had to smell my breath last night.
Julie: That's all right. I'm sure her hair will grow back even after that Big Muskie Bucket that you gave her.

by kd787 September 15, 2008

Big Muskie's Bucket

A sexual act in which a man gives himself an enema with Margarita Mix and blasts the discharge into a woman's face and/or mouth.

First you Strip Mine a girl, then you give her the Big Muskie's Bucket.

by JeffLeppard April 9, 2010