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1. Savoury dish consisting of two half cooked cuts of meat, obtained from the neck of a giraffe. Once warm, the meat is placed with extreme care between 3 slices of Tesco value bread and served in an elegant polystyrene container.

2. A big rain coat
1. Hello, I’d like a big mac please. Can I have some source with that please… yes I will pay 5p for it you skank. I’d also like 6 pieces of fluffy white breast meat, a six digit number and date with me tomorrow at nine.

2. It’s got the name of a big rain coat… init!
by peterpiper June 01, 2005
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1.
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
big macs are gooooooood
by lolay January 11, 2004
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2.
The burger of dreams. OR heart attacks, whichever comes first.
I got a big mac and now I'm in heaven! literaly!
by Zach G. January 15, 2004
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3.
A burger that over the years gets smaller and smaller

Back in 1990 i remember this thing being bloody huge, now days its the size of a tennis ball.
What ever happened to the fucking "big mac"?
by chemical mcfeast October 18, 2005
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4.
A heart attack
MMMM... big mac, Agghhh! Uhh...
by whoop dee doo August 04, 2003
390 166
 
5.
The delicious burger served only at McDonalds.
Its usualy the meal #1 on the menu.
I used to eat like three to four of these a day. My friends didnt want me to have a heat attack like the doctors told me I was going to within a year if i did not stop, so they submited for rehab. I got help for my addiction and now i eat only one a week.
Anybody who is a big mac addict like myself will tell you "its the sauce man, its in the sauce" that stuff is just so damn good!
Black woman at register: Cani helpyoo

Me: yeah I need a number one one large, and three more big macks, just the sandwich on those.

Black woman: (presses buttons seemingly at random for a while).... ThatL be sevun fowrty won

Me: how much?

Black woman: sevun fowty wun!
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CJ: how many big macs did you just eat?
Me: three
Will: you need help man
CJ: its for your own good
Me: there just so good you know
by JayMac September 02, 2005
376 197
 
6.
The act of a woman pleasuring three men simultaneously, one in each of her orifices. The word MAC being an acronym for mouth, arse and cunt.
I invited two friends round last night to help Big Mac the wife.
by dirtyangel August 29, 2007
196 110
 
7.
the reason why mcdonalds gets sued for making people too fat!
dammit! i fuckin hate big macs! im suein mcdonalds! they made me fat!
by Crazay PJ February 14, 2007
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