1. Savoury dish consisting of two half cooked cuts of meat, obtained from the neck of a giraffe. Once warm, the meat is placed with extreme care between 3 slices of Tesco value bread and served in an elegant polystyrene container.
2. A big rain coat
1. Hello, I’d like a big mac please. Can I have some source with that please… yes I will pay 5p for it you skank. I’d also like 6 pieces of fluffy white breast meat, a six digit number and date with me tomorrow at nine.
2. It’s got the name of a big rain coat… init!
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
big macs are gooooooood
The burger of dreams. OR heart attacks, whichever comes first.
I got a big mac and now I'm in heaven! literaly!
A burger that over the years gets smaller and smaller
Back in 1990 i remember this thing being bloody huge, now days its the size of a tennis ball.
What ever happened to the fucking "big mac"?
A heart attack
MMMM... big mac, Agghhh! Uhh...
The delicious burger served only at McDonalds.
Its usualy the meal #1 on the menu.
I used to eat like three to four of these a day. My friends didnt want me to have a heat attack like the doctors told me I was going to within a year if i did not stop, so they submited for rehab. I got help for my addiction and now i eat only one a week.
Anybody who is a big mac addict like myself will tell you "its the sauce man, its in the sauce" that stuff is just so damn good!
Black woman at register: Cani helpyoo
Me: yeah I need a number one one large, and three more big macks, just the sandwich on those.
Black woman: (presses buttons seemingly at random for a while).... ThatL be sevun fowrty won
Me: how much?
Black woman: sevun fowty wun!
CJ: how many big macs did you just eat?
Will: you need help man
CJ: its for your own good
Me: there just so good you know
The act of a woman pleasuring three men simultaneously, one in each of her orifices. The word MAC being an acronym for mouth, arse and cunt.
I invited two friends round last night to help Big Mac the wife.
the reason why mcdonalds gets sued for making people too fat!
dammit! i fuckin hate big macs! im suein mcdonalds! they made me fat!