Big Gav: "How old ARE you?"
Girl in shop window: "How old do you want me to be?"
Big Gav: "14 at the oldest"
Girl in shop window: "I'm 13 and it's 50 euro's, extra 20 euro's to kiss me on the lips"
Big Gav: "What, you mean whisker buscuits luuuuuut?"
Girl in shop window: "No, that is an extra 30 euro's"
Big Gav: "Up the ass it is then - no babies"
Girl in shop window: "Done, payment first please?"
*Fumbles for wallet*
Big Gav: "Shit, i've lost ma wallet, but wait a minute - i'm big Gav - you should be paying me beeeeeatch!!"