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usually frequents the local Montgomery Ward in search of elastic wasted pants. she could very well be your arrogant, obese mother in florida who has only 3 months to live until her heart, and her ankles give out completely.
i'm scared of big fat pink ladies.

that big fat pink lady just reads schmaltzy books geared for caucasians..like Chicken Soup for the Big Fat Pink Lady Soul.
by beer schooled July 30, 2004

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