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Large male with small to non-exsistant brain. Often seen lifting heavy things, looking confused at the printed word and taking girls from Downers Grove South to his homecoming.
I can't believe that guy is squating 800 lbs! Whatever, the big dumb animal is going to give himself hemmrhoids.
by Alyson Jane Carr October 13, 2007