| 1. | celebrity big brother | ||
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A spin off from Big Brother where a bunch of Z list so-called celebrities and has-beens partake in 3 weeks of humiliating themselves and bitching. The aim of the show to to emabarass the so-called celebrities and make them do tasks. Sometimes you do get genuine celnebrites in the house but few know their name, this occurance, however, is rare. The show shows that celebrities are just sad, insucure people, like us "normal people" but they are slightly more so and extremely vain. It is good to watch simply for the comedy factor, to mock and laugh and mock again. It is a catchy show like mononuclueosis and once you start watching you cant stop, some people end up watching them sleep on CBB live. spin offs include:big brothers big mouth, big brothers little brother, presented by davina mcall. These spinoff provide jobs for people and somespot on their sad lives, on the positive side of life theory. Chavs and other cliques watch it. fanatic no.1: did you watch CBB last night?
fanatic no.2: Yea chantelle and preston sooo want each other. fanatic no.1: yea i know they should just do it. intelligent person: what you talking about? fanatic 1 & 2 both yell: Celebrity big brother! intelligent person: jesus, get a life. (walks off disgusted) fantic 1 and 2 look rightfully sheepish for a minute then go back to avidly discussing CBB, intelligent person looks on in pity. |
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| 2. | big brother | ||
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a reality tv shows which orginated from the netherlands but became quite a popular show in the UK.
it comes on channel 4 and the evicitons are presented by davina mcall. big brother has spwaned other mini shows which are about big brother eg. big brothers little brother and big brothers big mouth its a show which has a number of people living in a house,and one by one, those people are evitced by the public. many chavs watch this show but also other classes of people do watch it. mostly contains strong language and sometimes conversation or scenes of a sexual nature guy 1: hey did you watch big brother last night?
guy2: no damn! guy1: dude! anthony banged makosi in the pool guy2: ah shite |
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| 3. | russell brand | ||
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the famous nymphomaniac comedian and big mouth,got issues and one leichester square host who girls think is handsome he is a sharp witty selfish person who talks about his ball bags on big brothers big mouth and rephers his cock as a dinkle he is very funny and doesn't give a shit ages ago he was claimed by a women she was drug raped by him at the edinburgh party(edinburgh festeval)and she was found lieng on russells bed(they did the DNA test the results were he didn't)russell is a flasher when brand won an award bob geldof started the speach of with 'russell brand...what a cunt' when geldof was hosting an award thing....
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt' russell brand ouotes:our issue today is 'is our beauty making us ugly'.
Little paul scholes is here everyone. I've got issues with that. 'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother). Nice to be a lesbian. |
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| 4. | Iron Walrus | ||
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A sexual act involving two males and one female (not gay, chill). The female is giving head to each male, but not at the same time. If she is doing a poor job, an Iron Walrus is reasonable. Both males will ram their penises up to the roof of the female's mouth, causing her to grunt. The image will be that of a walrus, and the grunting will enhance the realism of the scene. For bonus points, the group can try this maneuver in the freezing cold, with the males ejaculating on the female's face. After the the ejaculate has frozen (representing snow/slush), the males re-ram their penises into the roof of her mouth, and it creates a more immersive experience for each of the participants. Completion of this task is grounds for automatic induction into the Guy Hall of Fame. After twenty minutes of blowing me and Jose, Yolanda had still not brought either of us to climax, so we hit her with the Iron Walrus. Needless to say, she retired from prostitution for life after the incident.
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| 5. | Chuckle Brothers | ||
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(n) failed genetic experiment of Cannon and Ball. Both came out as Bobby Ball. "Grunt! Grunt! To me, to you"; "Do me in the mouth 5 times, Big Boy": 'Tash to 'Tash
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| 6. | Thug Life | ||
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THUG LIFE
1) acronym for "The Hate U Give Little Infants Fucks Everyone". This acronyn was made popular by American rap artist 2Pac. 2) The Codes Of Thug Life where a set of codes written by 2Pac. The codes where designed to give order to the rise of gang violence and drug dealing. It made certain immoral actions, against the code which, would become a code of the street. These codes where signed by heads from the Bloods and Crips at a peace treaty picnic called the Truc Picnic, in California in 1992. 3) Thug Life was a rap group formed by 2Pac which consisted of him and 4 others: Mopreme, Macadoshis, Big Syke, and The Rated R After 2Pac was imprisoned on rape allegations the rappers would disband. Some would regroup after 2Pac's release and signing with Death Row Records and form the beginning of rap group called Tha Outlawz. Code OF "THUG LIFE":
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1. All new Jacks to the game must know: a) He’s going to get rich. b) He’s going to jail. c) He’s going to die. 2. Crew Leaders: You are responsible for legal/financial payment commitments to crew members; your word must be your bond. 3. One crew’s rat is every crew’s rat. Rats are now like a disease; sooner or later we all get it; and they should too. 4. Crew leader and posse should select a diplomat, and should work ways to settle disputes. In unity, there is strength! 5. Car jacking in our Hood is against the Code. 6. Slinging to children is against the Code. 7. Having children slinging is against the Code. 8. No slinging in schools. 9. Since the rat Nicky Barnes opened his mouth; ratting has become accepted by some. We’re not having it. 10. Snitches is outta here. 11. The Boys in Blue don’t run nothing; we do. Control the Hood, and make it safe for squares. 12. No slinging to pregnant Sisters. That’s baby killing; that’s genocide! 13. Know your target, who’s the real enemy. 14. Civilians are not a target and should be spared. 15. Harm to children will not be forgiven. 16. Attacking someone’s home where their family is known to reside, must be altered or checked. 17. Senseless brutality and rape must stop. 18. Our old folks must not be abused. 19. Respect our Sisters. Respect our Brothers. 20. Sisters in the Life must be respected if they respect themselves. 21. Military disputes concern... |
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| 7. | russel brand | ||
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The biggest twat on Tv.
Also any other man who decides to wear hiedeous Hippie clothing and neck ties. "Well excuse me your MAJESTY!" -russel brand
"Shut the fuck up you fake hippie twat" -90% of the population |
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