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(n); a Northern English man who has typical male characteristics and possessions such as a car, girlfriend, money, sense of humour and a beer belly.

Can also be used as an excuse, reason and to justify certain behaviour.
You just ate two burgers you can't possibly want a third" "Leave me alone im a big bloke!
by londonrimmel July 21, 2010

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