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Acronym for "Butt In Front". Usually associated with middle, to elderly women in stretchy polyester pants which, when pulled up high enough give the illusion of their ass actually being in the front. Synonym: Pumpkin Cunt Dude, my old aunt's got a BIF so big, she can rest a Pepsi bottle on it.
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Noun - pronounced "biff".
The unsightly bulge older women develop between their belly and their crotch. Stands for "butt in front". See also minge pelmet. The only thing I remember about my elementary school music teacher is her gargantuan BIF.
Look at the BIF on that miwlf. |
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when some ones boob is in your face (also can be applied to butt in face) Stephanie: *bends over*
Camila: whoa man total BIF |
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Bitches Is Fucked Man, I so sick of all the drama from this pussy, BIF...
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A common name of a WASP who has inherited old money and does not have to work for a living. Oh Bif, let's play a set of tennis.
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Brilliant Idea Fairy; the imbecile who doesn't help a situation and can actually make things worse. He or she will suggest ideas that are impractical, implausable or impossible. Most often found where senior management hasn't a clue and no experience and is directing operations. BIF is very similar to the owner of a MBA with no practical work experience in the job you are performing who is attempting to make your job more productive.
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Acronym for Balls In Face. When a dude is looking at something on your desk, standing so close to your face you can almost smell his crotch. "Dude you just got BIFfed so hard."
"What the hell? Junior BIFs me every fucking morning when I get in. I am almost to the point of getting a dental dam." |
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