noun.

a. Synonym for deafness and/or mental handicap.
b. A disease which causes retardation in girls and borderline homosexuality in boys. No known cure as of yet.
a)

Guy: Hey what's wrong with that girl, why's she listening to Justin Beaver?
Guy 2: I think she's got Bieber fever
Guy: HAHA, what a retard, probably never heard REAL music in her life.

b)

Mom: Is he okay? What's happening?
Doctor: Maam, I'm afraid we've had to put down your son... I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do, he had a real bad case of Bieber fever. We had to kill him, it was for his own good.
Mom: Oh... Well, I guess it's for the best.
Doctor: Damn right it's for the best, only fags and retard like that little chipmunk.
by tata12 November 16, 2010
Recipe for Bieber Fever
1. Get a 10 of teenage boys to cum onto a kitten
2. Have someone's mother fart on it
3. You then shave the kitten's back
4. Have each of the teenagers shove trimmings into their anus for a week

5. Remove the trimmings and place into a bowl
6. A random person is picked (by rolling a dice or picking sticks), who then has to cut off his foreskin and then eat everything
Someone: How come you were at the hospital last week?
You: Came down with Bieber Fever.
Someone: Nasty...
by JBiebszer November 12, 2011
The new inflammatory epidemic that attacks the cardiac area
(heart).

Cause: Being obsessed and/or infatuated with Justin Bieber
Symptoms: Watching Justin Bieber's music videos on Youtube incessantly,listening to Bieber excessively, and having your room plastered in Justin Bieber posters are a few of the symptoms
Demographics: Adolescent girls are at greatest risk, although the disease is very fast spreading and infectious
Cure: Listening to some classical or classic rock music is one very permanent cure, but the body and brain may reject it.
13 year old watching television "It's the new Justin Bieber song! (SCREAM) I have to get it! I love you Justin!
Brother: (pukes)

Later
Doctor to girl's mother "Well, your son is completely fine, the problem is your daughter. She is in the later stages of bieber fever
Mom: (cries)
by bibliophiliamaniac June 07, 2011
1.)A SIN TO LIFE
2.)I have to explain no more?
nemo"HAIRY HAS BIEBER FEVER!!!!!"
Hairy"BABY BABY BABY YES OH BABY BABY"
World"LIFE IS A SIN~!"
by Namegamename April 25, 2011
Being extremely over-obsessed 16 year old who hasn't hit puberty yet, to the point where you have posters, notebooks, shirts and other things with his face on it. You need to realize that he has no talent, you just think he's 'hot'.
Uhhh everything you own has that Beaver kid on it.

I hate to say this, but I think you have Bieber Fever xP
by saddlseatlover March 05, 2011
A horrible and highly contagious flesh eating virus contracted during sexual intercourse
-Dude, your girlfriend's skin is on fire
-No, she's just got some Bieber Fever.
by Your name can't be blank bitch February 09, 2011
When Justin Bieber rapes you in the middle of the night with acid lube.
My ass hurts SO bad!" "Why what happend?" "I caught a bad case of Bieber Fever last night.
by DJ Spasmodic October 15, 2010
To have bieber-fever is to be a huge fan of Justin Beiber. You must hav e atleast 50 posters of him hanging on your bedroom walls. Kiss those posters constantly. Wear t-shirts with his face on them. Change your last name on facebook to Bieber. Have one of his songs as a ringtone. And Know all the words to all his songs.
bf: hey babe do you have bieber-fever?

gf: well my name is Barbie Bieber
bf 1: thats it! if your going to go around pretending to marry other men then we're done!
gf: ok. (thought: yes!)
by htak hsan July 15, 2010
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