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4.
Diagnoses: Bieber fever
Symptoms: obsessive thoughts of Justin Bieber, stroke, heart attack, and seizure possibilities if meeting him, crying hysterically, screaming at a shrieking tone, fainting, and falling in love. Falling in love is most likely permanent and irreversible.

If you have heart conditions or medical issues, you should consult with your doctor before watching him on TV, looking at a picture of him, or meeting him in person. It is most common in young girls.

So far this fever is incurable.
20,000 girls show up to Justin Bieber's concert screaming at the top of their lungs and FREAKING OUT. They've got Bieber Fever.
by JustinBieberislife April 16, 2010
 
15.
An extremely deadly STD or fever. Early forms started showing up in Stratford, Ontario Canada(mid 1993) after a woman by the name Patricia Lynn Mallette allegedly had sexual intercourse with a mentally retarded chimp and produced a high pitched, homosexual, mentally retarded son, known as Justin Bieber. Patricia is known worldwide for creating the disease and there had been many assassination attempts on her after numerous VHS tapes that had videos of her having sex with the chimp. The disease has notably started on March 1st, 1994 but it was a small concern after not many had symptoms. However on January 15th, 2007 a small spike of the disease had started in parts of the US and Canada. Between then and July 2011, over 500 million cases had been reported, all from girls between the ages of 3 and 100 and some rare cases from gay males, with parents becoming extremely terrified of their daughters actions and resorted to murdering them, locking them in a room or closet, throwing them out on the street, selling them or basically doing anything to get rid of the girl to prevent the spread of the disease. As of now, there are no cures. There is no hope for humanity. All we can do is blame that one Canadian woman and the child she produced with the chimp.
Parent - Oh my God, please help my pre-pubescent daughter! She has Bieber fever.
by 33y3yirp4 July 10, 2011
 
16.
Any sickness that causes loss of pubic hair or testosterone
Alopecia is another word for Bieber Fever
by Elwood Auditore May 06, 2010
 
17.
noun.

a. Synonym for deafness and/or mental handicap.
b. A disease which causes retardation in girls and borderline homosexuality in boys. No known cure as of yet.
a)

Guy: Hey what's wrong with that girl, why's she listening to Justin Beaver?
Guy 2: I think she's got Bieber fever
Guy: HAHA, what a retard, probably never heard REAL music in her life.

b)

Mom: Is he okay? What's happening?
Doctor: Maam, I'm afraid we've had to put down your son... I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do, he had a real bad case of Bieber fever. We had to kill him, it was for his own good.
Mom: Oh... Well, I guess it's for the best.
Doctor: Damn right it's for the best, only fags and retard like that little chipmunk.
by tata12 November 16, 2010
 
18.
The obsession of Justin Bieber.
Sarah: "Omg I am going to marry Justin Bieber."

Matthew: "Oh no Sarah's been hit with Bieber fever."
by Guitarkid916 March 29, 2010
 
19.
A nation wide ailment affecting today's youth, created by disney channel and other terrible musicians like Usher, Ludacris and Kanye.
Ugly ass chick: O my god, justin bieber is so hawt!
Friend: No, you are just plagued with bieber fever.
by michelle obamaa November 16, 2010
 
20.
Really horrible, god awful diarrhea. Named for the quality of Justin Bieber's music, which is equally painful.
"Oh man.. I was in the toilet ALL NIGHT, had some serious Bieber Fever. Never want to endure that again."
by UMJP September 20, 2011
 
21.
A slang term for AIDS.
-I'M 12 AND I HAVE BIEBER FEVER!
-You mean AIDS?
by im12yearsoldandwhatisthis August 23, 2010