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The name given to a person who enjoys the act of using one’s tongue on the anus in order to gain and or give sexual pleasure.

A bidet within a bathroom is a device used to clean one’s anus and buttocks. The tounge during the act of rimming in the same way cleans the very same area.
“Did you take home Bidet last night?”

Yes I did, and this morning I’m squeaky clean.”
by EggsUK February 25, 2010
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a person that seems attractive in clothes, but is ugly when naked.
"Oh my god, I slept with him and he is such a bidet."
by UKWildcat11 May 13, 2010
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<hygene> The process of washing one's ass in a public bathroom. May require an accomplice to hold the door closed and better if documented on video.
by D@nny April 19, 2007
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When a person is giving another a blumpkin (oral sex while the receiver is on the toilet) and the giver initiates a rim job on the receiver.
She gave him a bidet in the bathroom an hour ago
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