| 36. | Door Spank | ||
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While sharing the road with a bicyclist, you pull up really close to them and have your passenger open their door as you pass, thus "spanking" them with your car door. Louis: "Do you ever get the to urge to dropkick bicyclists off their bike when they don't obey the rules of the street?"
Sarah: "Just door spank them. Works every time." |
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| 37. | Puckeys Estate | ||
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A nature reserve just north of Wollongong CBD. It protects some nice coastal bushland and has a track for walkers (and unofficially used by bicyclists and motorcyclists). It is known for it's large variety of bird species, and it's resident population of gays and paedophiles. At night time all the local gays will congregate at Puckeys for various gay sex acts, or maybe shooting up. Paedophiles love to use the place as a hideout and like to chat up little boys there. Person A 'Let's hang at Puckeys Estate'
Person B 'What are you, a queer addict pedo?' |
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| 38. | Bus 62 | ||
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The bus that doesn't fuck around. It stops for absolutely nothing (except paying customers) and will get you to your destination on time (come hell or high water). Has been known to travel through piles of dead babies, bicyclists, small cars, and the occasional puddle". Guy 1: "Fuck, that's a huge puddle."
Guy 2: "AHHHHh the welfare office closes in 10 minutes." Driver: "Alright time's up Bus 62 let's do this Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy JJJjjjjjenkinsss!!!!!!!" |
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| 39. | snarfologist | ||
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One who studies the patterns of random snarfers. (snarfer is a man who goes around sniffing the seats of womens bicycles) According to local snarfologist, snarfing happens primarily in the afternoon in the park. It is believed that many women bicyclists ride in the park then needing the loo, leave their bikes unattended. Snarfers have been photographed there and seem to be drawn to black seats the glisten with vaginal perspiration.
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| 40. | Canadian bicyclist | ||
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Anyone who visits a winery tasting room but doesn't buy any wine. (People riding bicycles generally don't buy wine because they can't carry it, and Canadians are the worst because you can't even ship wine to Canada.) One winery tasting room worker to another: "How were sales over the weekend?"
Reply: "Shitty. Nothing but a bunch of Canadian bicyclists." |
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| 41. | Mangerie | ||
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Pronounced like "lingerie" except with the first syllable replaced by "man": Men's colorful bicycling wear i.e. the lycra-clad, sponsor-adorned, AMATEUR bicyclists that look like they've spent a lot of time prissying themselves up in front of the mirror to look good for their "straight" bicycling partners (more like bi-partners). Typically goes with an obnoxious riding style like hogging the road in a little pack (fudge anyone?) when they could use the damn bike-lane less than 10 feet away AND be safer while they're doing it. "Hey, look at that clown! He's hogging the road, riding in the WRONG gear, while trying to look cool, but he still looks like he just took his bike out of the closet because he's prancing it up in the mangerie his bi-partner bought him for his birthday!"
"That's right dude; doesn't he know there's a bike lane 3 feet away? The reason he can't ride faster is because he's afraid to sweat in his pretty mangerie!" |
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| 42. | Social itard | ||
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a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world. A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.
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