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AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA 

"He was not match for my two years of Spanish in middle school."
Tommy: Oh, my autosprint was off.
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA!

biblioteca

Donde esta la biblioteca, me llamo T-Bone la arana discoteca
Discoteca, muneca, la biblioteca, es en bigote grande, perro monteca
Monteca, bigote, gigante, pequeno, cabeza es nieve, cervesa es bueno
Buenos dias, me gusta papas frias, el bigote de la cabra es Cameron Diaz!

bibliotastical 

an adjective that describes anything in your bibliography that is highly banterous.
Person 1: Hey that paper is by Fuck et al.

Person 2: Wow! How bibliotastical!
bibliotastical by dmorgs December 5, 2012

Donde está la biblioteca 

I did take 8th grade Spanish so, donde está la biblioteca?

Which literally translates to, I don't bargain pumpkin fucker.

Bibliotechno 

noun:
Stemming from the Greek word "biblos" meaning book and the style of electronic dance music "techno."

A dance club and fully functioning library in which patrons are encouraged to bring books, browse the current collection of books/periodicals or simply dance the night away.

The term was originally coined in Robledillo, a small town in Spain, by Conquistador Hastio Perros III, a former librarian turned DJ circa 1989.
Jarvis: Hey babe. Let's go out and rage the club tonight.

Lolita: Hmm I dunno, boo. I was feelin' like curling up with a good book. Maybe we could read to eachother...?

Dermot: Hey guys! Don't mean to interrupt! Why don't you go to that new bibliotechno down the street?!?

Jarvis: Bro. Why are you eavesdropping on our conversation right now?

Biblistic 

When you use the spiritual meaning of the Bible to navigate your way through the light
That pumba that attacked you obviously had a biblistic meaning
Biblistic by Walldough December 14, 2018