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Daughter of Fred Phelps, the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church. Located in Topeka, Kansas, it has a congregation of less than 100 members. Of these members, roughly 80% are family members.
Although claiming to be Christians, these bible thumpers focus on hateful preaching. They have a website called godhatesfags.com They travel to the funerals of soilders killed in Iraq and protest. Without the slightest bit of concern for the grieving families. Carrying signs and chanting slogans such as "Thank God for dead soilders", "God Hates You", "God Hates America", "Thank God for 9-11" If Shirely Phelps Roper came to a funeral of one of my family members to chant and celebrate, she would leave in a body bag.
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| 44. | atheism | ||
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Oh, jeez. What is it with you people?
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Atheism (the REAL definition) - A belief centered around a person not believing in a God or "blind faith". That's it. This doesn't mean they are immoral, pessimistic, evil, Christ-haters, Christian-haters, gamblers, racist, slutty, Bible-destroyers, demons, ignorant or whatever. Just because they have different beliefs than some doesn't make them wrong OR right. Nobody in this world is wrong OR right about their religion or lack thereof, because there is no proof for ANY of it. People believe what they believe, end of story. Now, SOME atheists may be evil and argumentative as fuck, but that doesn't mean they all are. And it doesn't mean that some don't like the IDEA of an afterlife, they just can't comprehend that there would be one. This is just how their brain works. To those who believe, God created us all, right? He created those who would follow a religion that's been around since people believed the sun rotated around the earth, and he created those who wouldn't believe in such an idea. Also, atheists ARE real, and their belief isn't necessarily a phase, or coming from angsty teenagers. The most optimistic, intelligent and helpful adult I know happens to be an atheist. I just think you Bible-thumpers are being silly and childish. If people want to believe in God, or don't want to believe in God, it's really nobody else's buisiness. Rant over. |
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| 45. | Rudy Giuliani | ||
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A moderate/centrist Republican and former Democrat who served two terms as mayor of New York City in the 1990s and early 2000s; the man who turned the Big Apple around after many years of decline and decay and showed tremedous leadership ability on 9/11. Essentially a fiscal conservative, but socially liberally on issues such as abortion and gay rights. Generally well liked by moderate Republicans, moderate Democrats and Libertarians, but disliked by the far right and the far left. A man who would have a very good chance of becoming president in a general election in 2008 but who, regrettably, probably couldn't get through a GOP presidential primary because most of the GOP has been hijacked by far-right religious fundamentalist nutcases (also known as "The American Taliban").
Swing Voter #1, A Moderate Democrat: "I think Rudy Giuliani could easily carry a lot of Blue States in 2008. I wouldn't vote for a neocon whack job like Jeb Bush or Rick Santorum, but I would vote for Rudy Giuliani."
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Swing Voter #2, A Libertarian: "Yeah, I like Rudy. I would probably vote for him for president in 2008. He isn't ideal from a Libertarian standpoint, but he's good. He isn't a tax-and-spend ultra-liberal, but he isn't a neocon Bible Thumper either. But do you really think Rudy could make it through a GOP presidential primary in 2008? Let's be realistic: his positions on abortion and gay rights--the very things that would play well with swing voters--would prevent him from winning a GOP presidential primary. Rudy is a moderate, and moderates are hated by the jihadists of the Christian Right. Just ask Arlen Specter." Democratic Party Operative: "Please, dear God, don't let Rudy win the GOP presidential nomination in 2008. He would probably carry Pennsylvania, California and other Blue States. Hopefully, the GOP will behave like the self-destructive idiots that I think they are and give the nomination to some neocon wacko on the far right like Rick Santorum or Sam Brownback |
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| 46. | God Hates Christians | ||
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A group of individuals who believe that God hates all God and those whom allow God to exist ("Christians"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of Christians, carrying signs stating that God hates Christians, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for being a Christians.
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They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to Christians and "Bible Thumpers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq. They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists. They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible. If God does in fact hate Christians , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Squaders " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity. I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Christians " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time." God Hates Christians is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant mothe... |
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| 47. | clusterfuck | ||
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A clusterfuck can happen in real life, but mostly, the term is used to describe an online situation in which a singular person is attacked by a group of hostile individuals, and flamed till brown & crisp. Generally, this event occurs on forums, in chatrooms & on Usenet; basically, anywhere people congregate online, to discuss various topics. Potential victims of a clusterfuck include (but are certainly not limited to):
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* A clueless noob * A troll that has outworn it's welcome * Anybody with ideas & opinions that contrast greatly with those held by the majority of the other chatters/posters. * Individuals who demonstrate really bad spelling and/or grammar. * The only white/black/hispanic/etc.. in an all white/black/hispanic/etc.. forum, chatroom, or newsgroup that holds racist views. * A Homosexual amongst heterosexuals, and vice-versa. * A man/woman amongst radical feminists/misogynists. * Post whores. * People who are just generally annoying & bothersome. * Anarchists. * Emo kids. * Bible thumpers. * Felons. * Pedophiles. * Anybody who supports PETA. * The mentally ill. * Fat people. * Trailer trash. * People who just smell "different". --------------------------------------- Similar terms: gang rape, swarm, group effort, target practice. |
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| 48. | Fuckism | ||
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Fuckism is the religion where you are sick and tired of the bible thumpers trying to censor you. You like the word fuck and or you like to fuck. Fuckism is fucking amazing. The temple for which we do our fucking is called the Fuck Factory! Feel free to fuck fuckers! Fuckism fucking rocks!
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| 49. | fundamentalcase | ||
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A hard-core member of the Religious Right. generally obsessively preaching the Word, telling you you're going to hell and has no tolerance for difference. Pat Robertson is a fundamentalcase, plain and simple. Don't you get tired of hearing that every natural disaster is caused by gays, feminists, pagans and liberals?
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