yo, i got a Bible so we can worship Jesus!!!
by I am the rock January 15, 2009
The most ingenious marketing ploy ever to have existed
Over 1 billion users can't be wrong!
by bbbbbbb June 18, 2005
An ancient text that holds religious significance to the Christian faith. In short, it outlines the Creationist theory the universe (establishing the existence of a higher power, known as God), explains the reason for many worldly realities through divine justification, speaks of Heaven (a place of peace and perfection), and elaborates on the life and significance of a man known in The Bible as the son of God, (Jesus). Christians also believe that evil people who do not claim Christ as their savior descend into Hell, a place of eternal suffering for the atonement of sins. The Bible and its content face controversy. Divine intervention cannot be proved. There is controversy over the Creationist theory (new-earth Christians have a timeline inconsistent with scientific age of the Earth). The fossil record and the record of the bible differ, etcetera. Both all controversies centered around the bible hold significance, and each side believes it is correct. Christians have the reputation of being pious and arrogant, and this is not true of all, but is a stereotype of what many Christians in the community of faith call "bad christianity.” Stereotypes exist around the other side of the issue, but they are not going to be addressed here because of definition length. To be transparent, I adhere to the Christian faith system. I do not disagree with most arguments from the other side of this issue. I simply believe in a higher power. I do not want this to sway my definition.
The Bible is an ancient religious text that has found heated controversy on Urban Dictionary.
head character:GOD
A book saying That Earth was created in 7 days,while the other 'mayority' of universe was created in one day...with moon as not part of it
Than there was a man,god took half of a rib to create a woman,they ate an apple(not mac,fruit) and was gone to earth(guess they were at heaven)
It says that that happens 5000 year ago,when universe was created?
Then people were arguing about it and declaring wars,THE BIG HOLY REASON of spanish inquistion,more wars(usually about followers of it and followers of other fairytales),even more wars,and when something terrible happens followers just say:GODS we didnt evolve,we revolve...Nice book
ALSO followers are called christians(a big world wide cult),cuz of a man jesus CHRIST who wanted to be nice,and was hooked on a cross,but they had to redo it by saying he became alive again,and was holy,and not just a good man...
also look church,a big business who make people give them money cuz of that book,with their leader pope
by uptheirons July 25, 2009
The best-selling Fiction book ever
I read the bible yesterday. It was a great story
by reddragon2410 October 05, 2008
A long and ardorous book with stories of an immortal who watches as the people he or she "created" violently stone each other to death, promote incest, and demean both women & homosexuals.
"Oh hey Natalie right? I see you're reading the bible. Did you know that it's actually written by a bunch of mentally ill, mushroom tripping, power hungry, elderly old white men?"

"Are you walking away from me Natalie?"
by Extrempotato December 26, 2014
Used by the Kardashians, meaning "I promise", "I swear" or "I'm not joking".
Kourtney: Yeah I saw them together yesterday.
Kim: No way!
Kourtney: Bible. They were at the mall.
by lileigh July 02, 2014

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