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live and die by the bible for salvation and avoid going to hell
by TiTyRon November 10, 2009
An ancient text that holds religious significance to the Christian faith. In short, it outlines the Creationist theory the universe (establishing the existence of a higher power, known as God), explains the reason for many worldly realities through divine justification, speaks of Heaven (a place of peace and perfection), and elaborates on the life and significance of a man known in The Bible as the son of God, (Jesus). Christians also believe that evil people who do not claim Christ as their savior descend into Hell, a place of eternal suffering for the atonement of sins. The Bible and its content face controversy. Divine intervention cannot be proved. There is controversy over the Creationist theory (new-earth Christians have a timeline inconsistent with scientific age of the Earth). The fossil record and the record of the bible differ, etcetera. Both all controversies centered around the bible hold significance, and each side believes it is correct. Christians have the reputation of being pious and arrogant, and this is not true of all, but is a stereotype of what many Christians in the community of faith call "bad christianity.” Stereotypes exist around the other side of the issue, but they are not going to be addressed here because of definition length. To be transparent, I adhere to the Christian faith system. I do not disagree with most arguments from the other side of this issue. I simply believe in a higher power. I do not want this to sway my definition.
The Bible is an ancient religious text that has found heated controversy on Urban Dictionary.
A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.
"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"

"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"

"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."

"AWWWWH, far out man!"

"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"

"Chilled man."

"What should we call this book, yo?"

"How about, like, something that sounds like Babel."

"Yeah, like the town."

"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"

"Holy shit man!"
by Degree7 July 09, 2009
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yo, i got a Bible so we can worship Jesus!!!
by I am the rock January 15, 2009
The best-selling Fiction book ever
I read the bible yesterday. It was a great story
by reddragon2410 October 05, 2008
Bible- Literally means "book". (A 'bibliophile' would therefore be one who loves books, and not just someone who loves "The bible")
"The Bible" of course would mean "THE book", which claims to be the authoritative source of what the entity called "god" wants/has planned/has done.

Creator of great lulz on sites like www.urbandictionary.com and www.godhatesamerica.com .

Completely irrelevant to people who know the Troof, although worth a read if you have some time to kill and love stories full of plot holes and contradictions.

"Yes, it's completely true that the bible was written by god. She did it for the lulz."
by Felix Faustus Nothus August 30, 2007
A book of God's own words that when read reveals the deepest fear of all evil men, the truth of a Creator God and His Son, Jesus, the only salvation for mankind from an eternity spent in hell, to whom one day all men will bow and answer to. This revelation of the deepest fear of evil men can be easily seen and read in many of the other definitions for "Bible" written in the Urban Dictionary, for man demonizes and lashes out at what he fears.
The Bible verse Hebrews 4:12 states, "For the word of God is living and active and sharper than any two-edged sword, and piercing as far as the division of soul and spirit, of both joints and marrow, and able to judge the thoughts and intentions of the heart."
by God'struthseeker February 23, 2013

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