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live and die by the bible for salvation and avoid going to hell
by TiTyRon November 10, 2009
A fictional tale which for many the truth is never unveiled.
Dad: "Son, it's time I told you this, santa, the easter bunny, it's all a lie.."
Son: "But what about the man who has the time and patience for 6 billion people's problems and encourages his underlings to write the Bible about murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty!?"
Dad: "Don't you question your father's other father okay boy!!"
by yamummadear July 06, 2011
Basically, the Oprah of early times
If the bible says it, its gotta be true
by Mr. Seuss, PhD June 04, 2011
A book of contents that is so simple that a child can grasp yet baffles many adults. The Bible is believed to be inspired by a relational deity YHWH, manifesting his character that crescendos at the death and resurrection of Jesus, the cross.

The Bible is often described as a Love letter, as agape (unconditional) Love is a recurring theme.

The Bible is one of the most influential books of all time and for literary purposes well worth a read. Translated from Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic in which the King James Version (KJV) or NewKJV is supposedly the most accurate English translation.

It is divided in two segments yet unitarily one. The Old Testament is the New Testament concealed whilst the New Testament is the Old reviled.

Testament meaning covenant, and in its context: the Old Relational agreement between man and God/ the New Relational Agreement.

It is preyed upon by ignorant sceptics, bashed by intellectual cowards and profaned by foolish zealots. Often taken out of historical or cultural context and miss quoted, usually done so to manipulate and control or comfort moral insecurities.
Belligerent, smug, Ignorant sceptic- Lol what? You reading that thing don’t you know it says the earth is flat which science disproves…

Reply – The Bible never clams such lunacy for example Job 26:7 and Luke 17:34-35. Science, in some opinions supports Biblical text (ID). Maybe you should question your own beliefs before preying on others.

Haughty Intellectual Coward – Jesus was a tyrant and the only sufficient use of the bible is a mediocre paper weight.

Reply - Your bias opinions have blinded you. You dare not belittle the teachings of Mahmud. With such intellectual endeavour why not spend some of your energy examining your faulty constructivism.

Profaning fooling Zealot – God hates Fags!

Reply – Don’t you know the scripture that you self propagate? “God is mighty, but despises no one” (Job 36:5), your corrupt zealot fervors have allowed you to become narcissistic, scorning and profaning the gospel truth, ironically spawning misconceptions upon unbelievers.
by Sympathiser May 01, 2011
A great work of fiction that is currently the 2nd best selling novel in the world; the 1st is The Cat in the Hat.
I just finished the bible yesterday. What a mediocre read. I loved the characters and plot, but I didn't really feel the mood and tone of the book. Maybe I'll check out Harry Potter and see if it's more interesting than the Bible.
by asfdfdassdfsdafsdasfafdsfdsa November 05, 2009
The best-selling, stupidest book in the world. Christians follow this because they think that despite the HUGE amount of evidence against it and NON-EVIDENCE of truth for anything inside its pages, it's the truth. Probably the worst thing to happen to humans. The bible has given Christians reasons to kill gays and stone "witches" for many many years. This stupid waste of paper of a book also tells its followers not to question it. Apparently many of the followers of this book don't realize that they will all die, according to the Book of Revelations. The bible is the chronicle of a vicious, man-slaughtering God that only exists in the minds of its followers.
"The bible's hold on America needs to stop!"
by JDAWGJ March 13, 2007
A book of God's own words that when read reveals the deepest fear of all evil men, the truth of a Creator God and His Son, Jesus, the only salvation for mankind from an eternity spent in hell, to whom one day all men will bow and answer to. This revelation of the deepest fear of evil men can be easily seen and read in many of the other definitions for "Bible" written in the Urban Dictionary, for man demonizes and lashes out at what he fears.
The Bible verse Hebrews 4:12 states, "For the word of God is living and active and sharper than any two-edged sword, and piercing as far as the division of soul and spirit, of both joints and marrow, and able to judge the thoughts and intentions of the heart."
by God'struthseeker February 23, 2013