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A book which contains a lot of nonsenses and incoherent ideas with no back-up information at all. It' s also the biggest mind-manipulating tool ever.
Reading a Bible is a waste of time.
by SoullessDeath January 09, 2010
A great story book that Bible is. This great book of bullshit is used by controllers of the mass idiots and read to frightened people in 'Houses of God' on Sundays.
Atheist #1 - Wowee, the Bible sure does suck.
Atheist #2 - Yeah, let's go celebrate freedom from indoctrination!

p.s. How can it be a 'House of God' if God doesn't exist?
by Fredulom November 19, 2005
head character:GOD
A book saying That Earth was created in 7 days,while the other 'mayority' of universe was created in one day...with moon as not part of it
Than there was a man,god took half of a rib to create a woman,they ate an apple(not mac,fruit) and was gone to earth(guess they were at heaven)
It says that that happens 5000 year ago,when universe was created?
Then people were arguing about it and declaring wars,THE BIG HOLY REASON of spanish inquistion,more wars(usually about followers of it and followers of other fairytales),even more wars,and when something terrible happens followers just say:GODS WILL...so we didnt evolve,we revolve...Nice book
ALSO followers are called christians(a big world wide cult),cuz of a man jesus CHRIST who wanted to be nice,and was hooked on a cross,but they had to redo it by saying he became alive again,and was holy,and not just a good man...
also look church,a big business who make people give them money cuz of that book,with their leader pope
by uptheirons July 25, 2009
A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.
"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"

"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"

"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."

"AWWWWH, far out man!"

"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"

"Chilled man."

"What should we call this book, yo?"

"How about, like, something that sounds like Babel."

"Yeah, like the town."

"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"

"Holy shit man!"
by Degree7 July 09, 2009
The best-selling Fiction book ever
I read the bible yesterday. It was a great story
by reddragon2410 October 05, 2008
Bible- Literally means "book". (A 'bibliophile' would therefore be one who loves books, and not just someone who loves "The bible")
"The Bible" of course would mean "THE book", which claims to be the authoritative source of what the entity called "god" wants/has planned/has done.

Creator of great lulz on sites like www.urbandictionary.com and www.godhatesamerica.com .

Completely irrelevant to people who know the Troof, although worth a read if you have some time to kill and love stories full of plot holes and contradictions.

"Yes, it's completely true that the bible was written by god. She did it for the lulz."
by Felix Faustus Nothus August 30, 2007
A book of God's own words that when read reveals the deepest fear of all evil men, the truth of a Creator God and His Son, Jesus, the only salvation for mankind from an eternity spent in hell, to whom one day all men will bow and answer to. This revelation of the deepest fear of evil men can be easily seen and read in many of the other definitions for "Bible" written in the Urban Dictionary, for man demonizes and lashes out at what he fears.
The Bible verse Hebrews 4:12 states, "For the word of God is living and active and sharper than any two-edged sword, and piercing as far as the division of soul and spirit, of both joints and marrow, and able to judge the thoughts and intentions of the heart."
by God'struthseeker February 23, 2013