Bi·ble bahy-buhl–noun

1. Rolling Paper substitute.

The thin pages of many Bibles can be used as rolling paper in emergency situations. Most books have a few blank pages at the end, or in the beginning, and the Bible is no different. In a pinch you can use a thin blank sheet of a Bible page for makeshift rolling paper.

Most hotels still have Bibles in their rooms.
Since I was traveling I had no Zig-Zags so I used a piece of Bible paper from the free Bible to roll a joint. Thank God.
by Kent Sutcliff January 14, 2007
The bible is widely believed to be the second most successful fictional work in human history, surpassed only recently by Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

The corporation owning rights to the bible is currently being investigated in Brussels for monopolistic activities and anticompetitive actions including the Crucades, the Insquisitive, and the bundling of its latest version with Windows Media Player 9.

Officials called the first two counts baseless, arguing that the tragic loss of life associated with those incidents was in no way meant to dissuade the competition or retain market dominance.

They plead guilty to the third count.
Where can I find a copy of the bible? Historical fiction or science fiction / fantasy?
by David237635 April 22, 2006
A big marketing tool.
Looking through my childhood books I spot my first bible my mom gave me when i was five. It had a $20 price take but was the same size as a $5 dollar childerens book. I wonder why.
by kakakakakaka October 12, 2006
A book that was written nearly 2,000 years ago, but is still taken literally by many people today, which is partially responsible for humanity's lack of technological progress ever since Galileo.
The Bible was written by a civilization of humans who had barely emerged from the stone age (and had questionable levels of intelligence), but it seems for some people to do a much better job explaining the universe than science that has been constantly tested and supported for the last 500 years by some of the greatest thinkers in human history.
by kittens Σ:3 July 03, 2014
pronounced: buy-bull.

a bunch of stories put into a book and deemed "holy".

believe it or you burn in hell.
atheist: i don't believe in your silly bible.
child-molesting priest: YOU GO TO HELL. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIIIEEE.
by ChristineObscene February 29, 2008
Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth
It's an acronym, dummy.
by Suave July 26, 2005
This is the ACTUAL definition: The Bible (from Koine Greek τὰ βιβλία ta biblia "the books") is any one of the collections of the primary religious texts of Judaism and Christianity. There is no common version of the Bible, as the contents and the order of the individual books (Biblical canon) vary among denominations. The 24 texts of the Hebrew Bible are divided into 39 books in Christian Old Testaments, and complete Christian Bibles range from the 66 books of the Protestant canon to the 81 books of the Ethiopian Orthodox Church Bible. The Hebrew and Christian Bibles are also important to other Abrahamic religions, including Islam and the Bahá'í Faith, but those religions do not regard them as central religious texts.
In Theology I, we examined the New and Old Testaments of the Bible.
by LizSteve May 27, 2012

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