The Word of God, the Heavenly Father
Revelation is like the best book in the Bible yannoe? it pwns harry potter cuz it tells joo da future
by God's Servant March 17, 2005
The book sent down to Earth by Allah, and edited by stupid people until it became what it is today! A new edition is released every year, where as the Quran is never edited. Ever. Translations are inaccurate and the people who aren't Arabic and still try to quote it to use islam against muslims are dumb. Just go read last weeks bible until the new one comes out. Not all christians are bad, by the way. Just racist bitches like moody opoet and his whore mother. Bring it Mother Fucker. and where is the proof the Mohammad married a 9 y.o u cocksucker. You must have misread "Joel" for "Mohammed" while you were reading the bible.
The bible is one of the most successful works of fiction ever.
by MoodyPoetsDad September 23, 2006
1. The book that tells the story of a MAN that loved us (people, society) so much that HE died for our sins and transgressions.
2. A instructional manual to live life by.
3. Best Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
In order to live a peaceful and loving life one should follow the instructions of the bible.
by deshunda May 05, 2005
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

God's gift to humans that is the only tangible form of absolute truth in this world and the flawless and infallible history of mankind. A book that is feared by many, except for those that understand it-which are Christians. In other words if you're not a Christian, then its all going to go over your head, so don't even bother if you're not really interested.
Person 1: My friend said that the Bible is a collection of fairytales and is based off the ignorance of man.
Person 2: So in other words, he didn't understand any of it and now he's in denial.
by Detrimental Deity January 14, 2006
I would LOVE to see an atheist prove the bible wrong, because...

Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible?
A: Psalms 117

Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible?
A: Psalms 119

Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible?
A: Psalms 118

Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118
Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118
Add these numbers up and you get 1188.

Q: What is the center verse in the Bible?
A: Psalms 118:8

Q: Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives? You bet...The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives, and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His Word!

Psalms 118:8
"It is better to trust in the >>LORD<< than to put confidence in man."

Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)?
This was from the King James Version of the bible. Some say that he altered it, but GOD obviously used that for his will... good luck proving us wrong, Atheists

a.k.a. The Holy Bible

The most open,honest,truthful book ever written.

It "IS" the inspired word of God.

If you read it and then view things happening everyday in this world you will see for yourself that it is the 100% accurate truth.
The bible is totally accurate and trustworthy.Read it and see for yourself.It'll open your eyes.

People have been brainwashed into thinking badly of it by secret societies of Satan worshipers who are the rulers of this world and are total liars and warmongers bent on a New World Order.These evil secret society people have been trying to destroy God's word all throughout history.These evil people are behind such things as Slavery,The KKK,Communism and Fascism and Nazism!

Wake UP!

The bible will open your eyes to the truth!
by Jesus Christ is the messiah June 26, 2005
The bible is the truth which is why it is so hated and so attacked.
Those who hate the truth are liars and are of the devil.
by Jesus Christ = the truth February 19, 2005

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×