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An ancient text that holds religious significance to the Christian faith. In short, it outlines the Creationist theory the universe (establishing the existence of a higher power, known as God), explains the reason for many worldly realities through divine justification, speaks of Heaven (a place of peace and perfection), and elaborates on the life and significance of a man known in The Bible as the son of God, (Jesus). Christians also believe that evil people who do not claim Christ as their savior descend into Hell, a place of eternal suffering for the atonement of sins. The Bible and its content face controversy. Divine intervention cannot be proved. There is controversy over the Creationist theory (new-earth Christians have a timeline inconsistent with scientific age of the Earth). The fossil record and the record of the bible differ, etcetera. Both all controversies centered around the bible hold significance, and each side believes it is correct. Christians have the reputation of being pious and arrogant, and this is not true of all, but is a stereotype of what many Christians in the community of faith call "bad christianity.” Stereotypes exist around the other side of the issue, but they are not going to be addressed here because of definition length. To be transparent, I adhere to the Christian faith system. I do not disagree with most arguments from the other side of this issue. I simply believe in a higher power. I do not want this to sway my definition.
The Bible is an ancient religious text that has found heated controversy on Urban Dictionary.
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It was written by men of God. Excuse you. And their is proof that God is real, go to a Christian church during a healing crusade and tell me that God is fake.
People in healing crusades were NOT paid. Go get healed yourself. Then tell me if the bible is fake.
by Ilovejesus1234 March 02, 2008
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The absolute truth proven by it's own contents read by conservative arts grads (people with hunting licences) which is widely known by it's readers to be completely absurd. Howerver, sed readers accept it do to the wide range of other readers who believe it only because the highly unlikely consequences of sed book being true (eternal hellfire). This is known as the best option theory. In reality anything goes and one idea is just as good as another since the principles of metaphysics are unknowable, therefore readers of the bible choose to formally declare it's principles as truth to keep the best possible outcomes on their side.
*Judgement day comes and trumpets sound

Rev. J.T. Holmes: No accountability Mothafucka! hell yeah! Metaphysical game theory for the motherfucking win! you should have read the goddamn rules before you showed up at reality atheists! anything goes! you choose the fucking best option for your self interests, not the one that makes the most sense idiots. Best case scenario me, heaven. Worst case, dust. Best case scenario you, dirt, worst case, hell. hahahahahahah. Better get to that black hole you love so much or lou ghericks disease won't be the worst of your troubles... shoulda read the bible.

Stephen Hawking: Fuck you.
by Reverend J.T. Homeslice May 01, 2011
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The product of someone's extreme boredom. That time when someone is so bored that they take to writing stories about some guy who is practically the equivalent of Santa Clause (Is that even spelled right?)
Anyways, I hope that others realize that half of those fish had to die. It's either raining fresh water or salt water... not both. Therefore, half of them fish be dyin'.

Not to mention that when some christian shit-head says something like "God loves you" I can't help but think about all them gays.... GAY PRIDE
Lastly, if you were to take two seconds to look at my username you would realize it says "Kamisama Hates You", and you know what that means, right?
That's correct my friends, Kamisama means GOD.... so pretty much what I'm saying is

GOD HATES YOU
Every weekend, I waste my Sundays worshiping some fictional being made up in some children's book called the BIBLE. No wonder I'm going to die a virgin.
by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016
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The biggest best selling fiction novel ever written.
I had to read the bible at church and the story line was so rich that people believe that it really happened.
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If you follow the bible or basic instrutions before leaving Early you will go to Heaven.
by #Biblegirlsareawesome January 18, 2017
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person 1- what shud i read?

person 2- the B.I.B.L.E. or bible

person 1- y?

person 2-because its ur basic instruction before leaving earth! DUH
by jesus rocks ;D August 02, 2010
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