B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)

Bible is the rulebook of life, life is a test, if you break the Bible's rules you will be punished in after-life,
Life is a test, the Bible tells you how to pass.
by Lex Diamond May 28, 2006
A steaming pile of crap.
"Man, ghosts sure are a pile of crap!"

"Yeah! Same goes double for that bible!"
by |x|John|x| August 26, 2005
"The bible, the most widely used form of propaganda and control in the world."

Which is unfortunate, but shouldn't we blame human nature instead? Christ taught us to love one as another and not spread hate.

"The followers of the relegion are blindly following a god that punishes others for not following him...Example, "'hell'."

Why should God reward people who choose not to follow him after He sent his only Begotten Son to pay for everyone else's sin through the worst form of torture ever conceived when He didn't have to? Besides, God doesn't send anyone to hell. You send yourself to Hell.

"Those who know of the crusades a long time ago know that this "god" isnt exactly 'good'."

Don't blame God for the actions of the sinful.

"What god would kill his own people just because they dont want to follow him?"

God didn't kill anyone. People kill people.

"That doesnt sound like a god to me...that sounds like a tyrant and evil abomanation..."

Instead of blaming God who didn't do anything, try blaming Satan's influence on us and sin. Satan and sin is the tyrant and evil abomination.


A temporary happy life will be all pointless when you spend eternal suffering in Hell.
God and His word, the Bible, is not to blame for the wrongs of the world. Satan and sin are.

I pray for all atheists, as no one should go through eternal suffering.
by david smith, jr. May 18, 2008
It was written by men of God. Excuse you. And their is proof that God is real, go to a Christian church during a healing crusade and tell me that God is fake.
People in healing crusades were NOT paid. Go get healed yourself. Then tell me if the bible is fake.
by Ilovejesus1234 March 02, 2008
the Bible was a book from God but after many years it slowly became overwritten and most of it today is false .

there is like 12 difrent versions each one a bit difrent from the other , one has the trinity in it , other doesent ..etc
has over 1000 contradictions.

"I am a wall, and my breasts are like towers. Thus I have become in his eyes like one bringing contentment. (Song of Songs 8:10)"

I just finished reading the bible
by I Qabandi I August 30, 2006
A religous book used by Christian religions as a guide for living and recieving salvation.
It cannot be proven true, but more evidence supports truth in the bible than falsity. (And dont' start now with your evolution crap. You need more blind faith to believe in evolution than you do for christianity.)
It is often bashed by people who have nothing to believe in, and have nothing better to do with their time. See insecure for a more clear definition of these people.
The bible not only contains religous teaching, but provides advice for simply getting along with other people.
by LoveTaxi September 23, 2006
The book bashed and criticized by cynical athiests and heretics, as well as those who read it being bashed. The ones who read it believe its truth, and worship both God and Jesus Christ, who is the Son of God.
Nevrmore has a lot to learn about the Bible and Christianity, and especially a lot about spelling.
by NKU Student March 29, 2005

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