The first work and masterpiece of best-selling author God.
When do you think God's gonna finish the sequel to the bible?
by king of canada September 28, 2006
N. sacred scriptures of Christians. Consists of 66 books, has been edited by the Vatican, and updated for the times.
2. The King James Bible, said to be the most accurate, was compiled from resources of sixteen different sources. Before the final publications however, King James had meditations made to benefit his own purposes as king, making it considered by most scholars to be inaccurate.

3.The first five books of Genesis are the beginnings of the bible as well as the Koran and the Torah. In the Christian version God goes through a transformation from Yahweh the vengeful God, to Abba, the fatherly and forgiving God.

4. A book that has taken out of context, or only partly followed so that people can enforce their beliefs onto others.

n. a book that is a compilation of resources
There are many different versions of the bible, the truest being compiled by a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses trying to find an accurate account of God's Word.

2. King James had "do not suffer a poisoner to live" purposely mistranslated to "do not suffer a witch to live" - a series of poisonings that happened in Jerusalem, their pain, and their people being furious at the culprit turned into a way to make it alright for King James to burn witches.

3. God is originally wrathful, but turns into a forgiving God, upon the arrival of Jesus.

4. This is what people preach, then go home and eat a shrimp platter: Lev. 18:22: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (11:10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you).

n. This is the comic strip bible, containing everything you ever needed to know about comics.
by WhyAngelsFall January 09, 2004
Is a holy book for christians filled with stories and advices for life.
Guy A "How come there are two different versions of creating the Earth in the Bible.Other one says that man was created last and the other one says man was created first?" Guy B "I don't know.Makes no sense"
by terho May 26, 2006
(NOTE: this entry defines only "small-b" bible, since too many users on this site use definitions of "capital-B" Bible to argue the merits of Christianity vs. atheism.)

1. A book considered authoritive in its field.
2. The canon of any fictional work, such as a motion picture or a series of related novels; the history and "laws of reality" in a given fictional setting.
1. James Fixx's _Running_ is the jogger's bible.
2. By the time _I Dream of Jeannie_ was filmed in color, Sidney Sheldon must have edited the show's bible: older episodes sometimes show Jeannie escaping from her bottle independently, but newer ones imply that she never could.
by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 04, 2006
the first book published in the entire world, read to people to boost moral and repent their sins. One of the most insipirational books ever. nowadays its used for "bible fights" in the churches
BIBLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (throws a bible at the priest and causes a bloody nose)
by bob mckob October 15, 2007
This is definitely the greatest book ever written, especially since it is non-fiction. The term "Bible" means something related to "a series of books". That is true, as the Bible is filled with dozens of books, and also chapters within those individual books. The making of the Bible began roughly 3,000 years ago with the various Hebrew (Jews) authors, with the first writings made in about 1450 B.C. They would continue to be added and compiled all the way through the 400 B.C.'s. The making of the Bible and the writings was stopped for a few centuries because the Ancient Greeks conquered and ruled The Middle East, including Jerusalem, at this time.
It would later continue, however, after those few centuries by A.D. 45, which was the beginning of the New Testament (detailing the life, times, and teachings of Jesus Christ). Additional writings would be added all the way up to A.D. 95, then culminating in the Bible's completion with the writing of the Book of Revelation. This great work of non-fiction was written over this course of about 1500 years by forty different Hebrew authors of all backgrounds and occupations. Today, it is the book by which these same billions of Christians (and the Old Testament by the Jews) live by. It is a guide to all Christians. It instructs you on how God wants you to live your life, as the Ten Commandments are also included.
The Bible is now available in several different versions, and is also printed in many various languages, so that all may understand and be more easily able to follow the teachings and the message from the Good Book.
by The Midwestrn Soldier March 23, 2005

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