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"The bible, the most widely used form of propaganda and control in the world."

Which is unfortunate, but shouldn't we blame human nature instead? Christ taught us to love one as another and not spread hate.

"The followers of the relegion are blindly following a god that punishes others for not following him...Example, "'hell'."

Why should God reward people who choose not to follow him after He sent his only Begotten Son to pay for everyone else's sin through the worst form of torture ever conceived when He didn't have to? Besides, God doesn't send anyone to hell. You send yourself to Hell.

"Those who know of the crusades a long time ago know that this "god" isnt exactly 'good'."

Don't blame God for the actions of the sinful.

"What god would kill his own people just because they dont want to follow him?"

God didn't kill anyone. People kill people.

"That doesnt sound like a god to me...that sounds like a tyrant and evil abomanation..."

Instead of blaming God who didn't do anything, try blaming Satan's influence on us and sin. Satan and sin is the tyrant and evil abomination.

"i dont care because I WOULD RATHER LIVE LIFE THE WAY I WANT THAN TO BLINDLY FOLLOW A TYRANT..."

A temporary happy life will be all pointless when you spend eternal suffering in Hell.
God and His word, the Bible, is not to blame for the wrongs of the world. Satan and sin are.

I pray for all atheists, as no one should go through eternal suffering.
by david smith, jr. May 18, 2008
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That book that gets people kicked out of the library for putting it in the fiction section.
Sorry I can't go to the library today, I got kicked out for putting the Bible into the fiction section.
by The Final Facade November 23, 2014
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the first book published in the entire world, read to people to boost moral and repent their sins. One of the most insipirational books ever. nowadays its used for "bible fights" in the churches
BIBLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (throws a bible at the priest and causes a bloody nose)
by bob mckob October 15, 2007
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the Bible was a book from God but after many years it slowly became overwritten and most of it today is false .

there is like 12 difrent versions each one a bit difrent from the other , one has the trinity in it , other doesent ..etc
has over 1000 contradictions.

"I am a wall, and my breasts are like towers. Thus I have become in his eyes like one bringing contentment. (Song of Songs 8:10)"

by I Qabandi I August 30, 2006
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God's gift to humans that is the only tangible form of absolute truth in this world and the flawless and infallible history of mankind. A book that is feared by many, except for those that understand it-which are Christians. In other words if you're not a Christian, then its all going to go over your head, so don't even bother if you're not really interested.
Person 1: My friend said that the Bible is a collection of fairytales and is based off the ignorance of man.
Person 2: So in other words, he didn't understand any of it and now he's in denial.
by Detrimental Deity January 14, 2006
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A book written to record, what it's authors assumed to be, thet creation of human species.
The Bible in two sentences: God creates petting zoo. Things get out of hand.
by Arinthalas April 16, 2011
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A religous book used by Christian religions as a guide for living and recieving salvation.
It cannot be proven true, but more evidence supports truth in the bible than falsity. (And dont' start now with your evolution crap. You need more blind faith to believe in evolution than you do for christianity.)
It is often bashed by people who have nothing to believe in, and have nothing better to do with their time. See insecure for a more clear definition of these people.
The bible not only contains religous teaching, but provides advice for simply getting along with other people.
by LoveTaxi September 23, 2006
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