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God's progressive self-revelation to humanity
God reveals God's-self from Genesis to Revelation. Throughout the 66 Books in the Bible God through Jesus Christ and the working Holy Spirit reveals to humanity what God likes and dislike. It is up to humanity to follow God's guidelines or not.
by Rev Shauna August 04, 2008

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A ream of the most absorbent toilet paper ever devised.
After tearing out a page from the Gideon bible, she reached back to wipe excrement over the utter excrement written on the bible page.
by CatholicSchoolSurvivor July 24, 2008

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A book created by some bishop named Pyrenaeus (assuming I spelled that right) consisting of four gospels that happened to not contradict each other out of the other thirty some-odd gospels that did. He used only four gospels because he believed that four was a nice number i.e. four ways that the wind can blow, four elements, etc. He, along with several other christians, tried to burn the other gospels along with the gnostics who still believed in them in support of his new book. Although he failed in eliminating the competion, he did succeed in creating one of the greatest fictional works in history that has touched billions (some harder than others) in ways that are unparalled to any other book.
If all one has to do is put a book together like the bible to rule the world and/or cause chaos, than what on Earth am I doing with my life?
by national geographic watcher June 02, 2006

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Another way of saying "I swear" or " seriously". Usually said in front of sentence.
Bible, I think I could just go off and fight that stupid bitch who talks shit!

OR

Bible! I think i just heard someone in the other room!
by i<3marquisss June 01, 2009

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Used sarcasticly. When a friend talks about a person and you refer to having written in your bible.
Jill:Oh my God! Did you see how cute Jack looked in that shirt yesterday?
June: Oh yea i wrote it down in my bible.

Bob: Hahaha! Kelly was so funny yesterday. Did you hear that joke?
Bill: Yea i wrote it down in my bible.
by lella9 March 24, 2009

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The most conrtodicting book ever!!!!!!!!!!
"Thou shall love thy nieghborgh"
"Homosexual shall be killed"
what if the man next door is gay i should go round to his house and kill him in his sleep and also respect him at the same time!! that books a pile of crap!!!!! the bible is contodicting and needs to be modernised
by meee1232323232e3 March 22, 2008

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A bunch of anciant writings rolled into one convienant book orginating primarily from what is modern day Israel. Something that should not be taken literally to the word and some intolerant people attack it. Created by man so its fallible (note to uber christians God did not fax the bible to Moses).
Jesus Freak: The world is only 6 thousand years old! The bible says so...i think?
Intolerant Atheist: Wheres the proof the proof i say! Burn that bible you crazy buffoon!
Me: Dude both of you need to chill out. The world isn't 6 thousand years old and science is a religion if you think about because they say life suddenly sprung forth so that takes faith since they haven't been able to replicate that.
by P. Kaltenbach March 16, 2007

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