"I think some cool motherfucker sat down a long time ago and said, Let's figure out a way to control motherfuckers. That's why they came up with the Bible."
god forbid, the bible is true :P
by mm March 10, 2005
the word the Kardashian sisters use instead of "true story"
How did you get here?
I took a car service.
Say bible.
by flamming-pigeon October 24, 2010
A bunch of anciant writings rolled into one convienant book orginating primarily from what is modern day Israel. Something that should not be taken literally to the word and some intolerant people attack it. Created by man so its fallible (note to uber christians God did not fax the bible to Moses).
Jesus Freak: The world is only 6 thousand years old! The bible says so...i think?
Intolerant Atheist: Wheres the proof the proof i say! Burn that bible you crazy buffoon!
Me: Dude both of you need to chill out. The world isn't 6 thousand years old and science is a religion if you think about because they say life suddenly sprung forth so that takes faith since they haven't been able to replicate that.
by P. Kaltenbach March 16, 2007
Not a very good book. Sure alot of people die in it and stuff,but not in very kool ways. I read it once,Harry Potter is better. For some reason alot of people like it. I don't know why it was boring and depressing. You know what else was better? The Lord of The Rings was better!
Seriously read harry potter instead of the bible.
by Stan Lightsaber April 27, 2006
according to sir mixalot in the edited version of 'baby got back' it means butt. it can be pretty funny in religion class - 'oh wow mrs kennedy sure has a big bible'
oh my GOSH becy look at her BIBLE....
by poptart September 04, 2005
bunch of crap, sorry, but it is.
'the bible is a bunch of crap
by anti christ March 25, 2005
Another word for definitely or for sure.
Bible, he is sleeping with your bestfriend.

That shirt looks horible, bible.
by acloverrr August 25, 2009

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