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The Word of God, the Heavenly Father
Revelation is like the best book in the Bible yannoe? it pwns harry potter cuz it tells joo da future
by God's Servant March 17, 2005
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The book bashed and criticized by cynical athiests and heretics, as well as those who read it being bashed. The ones who read it believe its truth, and worship both God and Jesus Christ, who is the Son of God.
Nevrmore has a lot to learn about the Bible and Christianity, and especially a lot about spelling.
by NKU Student March 29, 2005
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(NOTE: this entry defines only "small-b" bible, since too many users on this site use definitions of "capital-B" Bible to argue the merits of Christianity vs. atheism.)

1. A book considered authoritive in its field.
2. The canon of any fictional work, such as a motion picture or a series of related novels; the history and "laws of reality" in a given fictional setting.
1. James Fixx's _Running_ is the jogger's bible.
2. By the time _I Dream of Jeannie_ was filmed in color, Sidney Sheldon must have edited the show's bible: older episodes sometimes show Jeannie escaping from her bottle independently, but newer ones imply that she never could.
by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 04, 2006
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The bible is the truth which is why it is so hated and so attacked.
Those who hate the truth are liars and are of the devil.
by Jesus Christ = the truth February 19, 2005
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Def: the truth and guidelines the way a person should live.
Those of you who hate the bible don't understand it. God doesn't hate the people who hate him . He loves them and hopes they repent,but if they don't where does he send them? Sin is not allowed in heaven, so to his regets they have to go to Hell.It's not God's fault though the man and the woman ate the apple (sinned) and weren't pure so God couldn't allow them eternal life. Its MAN'S FAULT. And duh one man didn't write the bible it was writen by many men over thousands of years who believed in and expierianced the love of God. And Jesus WAS and IS real. I pity your ignorance and pray for your salvation. God loves you.I guess sooner or later you will find out if God is real or not!But for now please believe me that he is,was, and will always be.
More info even scientists have to admit that most events in the bible have some fact.( Ramsiese was found to be real and Cleopatra's family tree is in the NIV bible. Something to dwell on if you don't believe in God and believe in the big bang theory tell me what caused that big bang and the universe, or why this was all created from the big bang?

Food for thought: The Bible doesn't give bad advice! Don't kill,lie,cheat,steal,rape,and etc, Unless you like it when people lie to you, you like it if your boyfriend or girlfriend cheats on you,You like it when people steal from you,or raped you. Do unto others as you wish done to you.

God Bless xoxoxo Niecea
by Niecea Freeman March 04, 2006
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God's progressive self-revelation to humanity
God reveals God's-self from Genesis to Revelation. Throughout the 66 Books in the Bible God through Jesus Christ and the working Holy Spirit reveals to humanity what God likes and dislike. It is up to humanity to follow God's guidelines or not.
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1. The book that tells the story of a MAN that loved us (people, society) so much that HE died for our sins and transgressions.
2. A instructional manual to live life by.
3. Best Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
In order to live a peaceful and loving life one should follow the instructions of the bible.
by deshunda May 05, 2005
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