| 1. | bible thumping | ||
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Verb: the act of relentlessly promoting Christian religious ideas in atempt to convince people to turn towards Christainity as their religoin. "You now Frank, with Jesus on your side you will surelly conquer your drug addiction," said Joe.
"Will you quit your bible thumping!" roared Frank. |
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| 2. | Bible thumping | ||
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For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming. "After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out." |
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| 3. | Bible Thumping | ||
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Getting off on listening to someone read the Bible. Oh man, last week at Dan's I was totally Bible Thumping during the Book of Job.
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