A person is said to be bi-winning if he is winning here and winning there, now what.
Bi-winner: Passion! My passion.
Reporter: Your passion is coming of as erratic to people. Some say you're bi-polar
Bi-winner: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?
Interviewer: I guess that, you know, you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Sheen: Wow. And then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
Some of the side effects of biwinning are a passion perceived as anger and hate, prolonged drug-filled nights with porn stars, loss of short and long term memory, and increased tolerance to seven gram rocks. The FDA has not yet approved a cure for biwinning, however initial findings indicate that the blood of a tiger may unlock the secret to a stable and lasting cure.
The state of bi-winning is often achieved after taking more drugs than anyone could survive and then quitting said drugs solely through one's will power.
To be in such a state, one's brain may transcends this terrestrial realm to the extent that borrowing it would warrant the response "Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!" One must agree that drug tests don't lie and scoreboard doesn't lie to truly be bi-winning.
Also, to reinforce one's bi-winning-ness, one must constantly say "Winning" whenever such a comment is warranted.