1. (adj) a person who has bi-polar disorder but who is also really, really adorable.
2. (n) a Bi-sexual polar bear
"Joe is my bi-polar bear. He may be crazy but I love him so much!"
"Oooh there I've spotted the rare bi-polar bear. Bi people are greedy. It's like pick a damn side and stay there."
a bear with a split personality...in the antarctic. it can be contrasted with a dandy lion. happy in the jungle.
Penguin #1: why is that bear so depressed? he was so happy an hour ago.
Penguin #2: dude, he's a bi-polar bear.
Lion: i love it here in the jungle.
Tiger: yeah everything is so happy.
Lion: i'd hate to live in the antarctic, i'd get so paranoid. like, everything is white and blends in.
Tiger: the animals there don't know how to deal with it.
Lion: what, like, they're bi-polar?
Tiger: yeah...bi-polar bears.
A bi-polar person who sucks at anything and everything he does, but at the same time thinks he does better at anything and everything than everyone around him. He is a self centered piece of shit, and hates to be proven wrong. If you make a mistake or say an answer wrong, he will proceed to call you a dumbass. He refers to the term "karma" a lot. He has been playing guitar for quite a few years, but sounds as if he had just learned yesterday. If you do not act the way he expects you to he will use the phrase "Oh no, it's (your name here)". He often loves annoying people with his bad 'jokes' and retarded self, but if you annoy him long enough, he will get pissed off and ignore you for the rest of the day. When not being annoying, the bi-polar bear grazes on craigslist looking at guitars and other musical instruments to fantasize about. His favorite band is Metallica! He also fantasizes about Kirt Hammett!
Ryan: Uh oh Joe, it's Ryan!
Joe: Oh no Ryan, it's Joe!
Ryan & Joe: AHHH BI-POLAR BEAR RUN AWAY!!!...