Bill: Dude I thought you only drank black coffee.

Dude: You know Bro sometimes I gotta run by Starbucks and have half caff mocha with a shot of butter scotch.

Bill: Dude, You're bi-coffeexual.

Dude: yes but I like plain coffe most of the time.

Bill: Being bi-coffeexual, there is nothing wrong with that.