the act of being able to write and handle things with both hands.
kailán: So are you right handed or left handed ?
Lorenzo: Im bi-handle .. I write with my left and eat with my right.
A term coined by Charlie Sheen referring to a state where one has adonis DNA and tiger blood coursing through one's veins.
The state of bi-winning is often achieved after taking more drugs than anyone could survive and then quitting said drugs solely through one's will power.
To be in such a state, one's brain may transcends this terrestrial realm to the extent that borrowing it would warrant the response "Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!" One must agree that drug tests don't lie and scoreboard doesn't lie to truly be bi-winning.
Also, to reinforce one's bi-winning-ness, one must constantly say "Winning" whenever such a comment is warranted.
“Wow what does that mean? Wow and then what? What’s the cure? Medicine? make me like them? Not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”
1.) When "Tiger Blood" courses though one's veins.
2.) Achieving absolute victory.
3.) Pounding seven gram rocks every night.
4.) When one is a "high priest Vatican assassin warlock"
5.) When one is using an unavailable drug called "Charlie Sheen." If one trys said drug once, the user will die. Their face will melt off and their children will weep over their exploded body.
6.) When one's brain is not from this terrestrial realm, and cannot be handled by anyone but Charlie Sheen for five minutes before the receiving party says, "Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard."
I win here, I win there... I'm Bi-Winning!
In rowing (Sweeps, not sculls), it is the ability to row on both the port and starboard side.
Because scullers row with two oars all the time, they generally tend to have better technique, and are more inclined to be bisweptual should they ever switch over to sweeps.
It's cleverly worded to sound like "bisexual", so those uninitiated to rowing will think you're mysterious and rebellious.
As far as being a hackneyed expression, it's the equivalent of saying that you're bi-sacksual.
Coach: Tom, Pete is sick, and can't row today. I know you're a starboard, but he's port, and we need someone to make the change.
Tom: Sure coach, I'll do it, after all, I'm bisweptual.
Coach: Ah, I see, so you could say that you row both ways?
Tom:...that's right Coach, anything for you.
Coach: Alright, well today you're going to be stroking it also. I expect we're up against some stiff competition.
Tom: Well I'm sure we can beat them off, if not, I'll just jack up the stroke rate.
Coach: You're sure you can handle that?
Tom: Hell, they'll be so scared of me, they won't even come.
Coach: Ok, this is getting too gay.
A mildly popular, homo-erotic game commonly played among young adult men in a college athletic type setting.more...
Requirements: 4+ people
Large, open shower facility (usually in a dorm or gym building)
1+ bar(s) of soap
Predetermined "Goals" (equal in size) for both teams
- All players undress completely and enter the shower area.
- Turn on all shower heads to properly wet the floor/playing field (leave them on to prevent the playing field from drying).
- Set up goals for both teams on opposing walls of the playing field. Must be equal in size and difficulty.
- Divide all participants into 2 equal teams. (Some sort of marking (ie: sharpie) is recommended to distinguish team members.
- Place bar of soap in the middle of the playing field.
- All partipants must be touching the far wall of the shower area before the game can begin.
- A countdown of "3, (pause) 2, (pause) 1, (Pause) GO!" will be given and no participant may leave the wall until the countdown is complete.
- When the countdown is complete all participants are free to run/walk/slip/slide to the center of the field and gain posession of the soap.
- No body part except the feet may be used to handle/manipulate the soap.
- 1 point is given to a team for scoring on the opposing teams goal.
- There is no pause in gameplay after a goal is scored.
- Each game shal be timed, and last 15 minutes. (Any goals scored after the 15 minutes do not count)
- If the game is t...
A person who's either had a hard life, wants attention, hates life, has had a bad experience in life and only knows how to handle it through poetry and music..Sometimes cutting but that's not ALL emo's.
Take it from me. All yu haters can s.C.rew yurselves yall are just jealous
IDK why but it seems that most Emo's tend to either be bi, lesbian or gay...though a lot are straight too deff not discriminating against yu straighters. Emo is a style of music, mind, life and most people grow out of it by age like...27-32...
PS. DON'T JUDGE EMO'S BECAUSE OF HOW THEY LOOK OR ACT. WE'RE NOT CRYBABIES WE'RE MORE INTACT WITH OURSELVES AND AREN'T AFRAID TO SHOW IT. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT THEN YOU SHOULD BE GETTING OVER YOURSELVES. WE ARE WHO WE ARE. YOU SHOULDN'T TRY TO CHANGE THAT.
Convo between MAINER emo's;
xXAzzieNinjaXx; Dude...my bf was cheating on me...what the hell?!
XxWenzieVampxX; Ohmygosh I'm sorry hon! Wanna come and hang out with me for a bit so yu can vent or call or somethin?
xXAzzieNinjaXx; Umm...No thanks I have a song stuck in my head that I should write down...I just can't believe he wanted that slut over me...
XxWenzieVampxX; Okay luvvie. He'll come to his senses sooner or later and then he'll realize yu were better than she'd EVER be.
^^^That's what a " Emo " convo would sound like...see. its not different than any of yalls...^^^
When a polyamorous person has as many significant and insignificant others as they think they can handle at a given time.
"After acquiring a boyfriend and a girlfriend in the space of two months and barely hanging on to her husband, Julia was feeling pretty polysaturated."