| 1. | Bi-Handed | ||
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When you can use either hand left or right to write paint draw, etc. Kid1: I'm righty what are you?
Kid2: Well...give me a pen I really don't know. *kid1 hands kid2 a pen* Kid1: WOAH! You can write with either hand, that's friggin' sweet. Kid2: Aww, I guess... Kid1: Dude not many people can do this. They have a special name for people like you. Kid2: What would that be? Kid1: Bi-handed Kid2: Haha! I guess I'll be a freakshow for awhile since you pointed that out. |
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| 2. | bi-handle | ||
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the act of being able to write and handle things with both hands. kailán: So are you right handed or left handed ?
Lorenzo: Im bi-handle .. I write with my left and eat with my right. |
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| 3. | I hit lefty, but only in baseball | ||
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A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball. At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me? Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty. |
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| 4. | A balless mike | ||
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A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar. Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.
Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room. He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is. |
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| 5. | Princess | ||
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a girl who is a snotnosed intolerable, spoiled cunt. Most likely was spoiled growing up with total control over her parents and expects the world to just be handed to her without having to work a day in her entire life. These girls are usually also a bit whoreish, and almost always bi-polar. "That girl, Shelby? Yeah, she's a hardrcore Princess"
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| 6. | Cyprus | ||
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Contrary to popular belief (and in some cases propaganda), Cyprus has been a Greek and Turkish island since the Ottoman Empire conquered it from the Venetians in 1571. Hell, you could even call the people there Cypriots. It is an independent, sovereign, nation; not an island 'belonging' to Greece or Turkey. Cyprus is an island that was never meant to be divided... What happened there is a truly horrible occurence in modern history.
TIMELINE OF THE ONGOING CONFLICT
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(mostly of the ignored Turkish Cypriot view) #1 Firstly, you must understand that Turkish Cypriots and Greek Cypriots have a different language, religion, and culture and there has never been a single Cypriot identity. #2 The Ottoman Empire conquered the island in 1571. The Turkish and Greek Cypriots, who were the two main ethnically distinct communities on the island, both flourished independently under Ottoman rule. #3 In 1878 the Ottoman Government handed over the administration of Cyprus to Britain, whilst retaining its sovereignty of the island. This period saw the first major British involvement in the affairs of Cyprus, and it is around this time that the present day problems began. #4 The British annexed the island after 1914 and discrimination against the Turkish Cypriots began in earnest. This period was marked by a major agitation by Greek Cypriots for Enosis (the Union of Cyprus with Greece), and under the indifference of the British, Turkish Cypriots were treated by the Greek Cypriots as inferior second class citizens in their own country. #5 In 1960 together with a Treaty of Guarantee backed by Britain, Turkey and Greece, Cyprus gained its independence and a Constitution was formed, which recognised a joint and equal partnership between the two communities. The Greek Cypriots however were determined to overthrow the newly independent Republic of Cyprus from the very outset. #6 In December 1963, the Greek Cy... |
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| 7. | Cyprus | ||
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Contrary to popular belief (and in some cases propaganda), Cyprus has been a Greek and Turkish island since the Ottoman Empire conquered it from the Venetians in 1571. Hell, you could even call the people there Cypriots. It is an independent, sovereign, nation; not an island 'belonging' to Greece or Turkey. Cyprus is an island that was never meant to be divided... What happened there is a truly horrible occurence in modern history.
TIMELINE OF THE ONGOING CONFLICT
more...
(mostly of the ignored Turkish Cypriot view) #1 Firstly, you must understand that Turkish Cypriots and Greek Cypriots have a different language, religion, and culture and there has never been a single Cypriot identity. #2 The Ottoman Empire conquered the island in 1571. The Turkish and Greek Cypriots, who were the two main ethnically distinct communities on the island, both flourished independently under Ottoman rule. #3 In 1878 the Ottoman Government handed over the administration of Cyprus to Britain, whilst retaining its sovereignty of the island. This period saw the first major British involvement in the affairs of Cyprus, and it is around this time that the present day problems began. #4 The British annexed the island after 1914 and discrimination against the Turkish Cypriots began in earnest. This period was marked by a major agitation by Greek Cypriots for Enosis (the Union of Cyprus with Greece), and under the indifference of the British, Turkish Cypriots were treated by the Greek Cypriots as inferior second class citizens in their own country. #5 In 1960 together with a Treaty of Guarantee backed by Britain, Turkey and Greece, Cyprus gained its independence and a Constitution was formed, which recognised a joint and equal partnership between the two communities. The Greek Cypriots however were determined to overthrow the newly independent Republic of Cyprus from the very outset. #6 In December 1963, the Greek Cyp... |
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